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As much as YOu hate to admit it! "B"
You knOw YOu LOve me...
xOxO DamOn saLvatOre
Damon I told elena I would always chose her but I lied
Bonnie how bout next season
Damon:Look here foxy brown, I know you are 90210 new writer and I do not agree on you axeing Teddy, so this what you will do either you bring him back as a regular or I will tear your head off and burn your pieces like Edward did on Twilight.
Bonnie: Dont make me use my witchy juju on you.
Damon: And what, make me kill your boyfriends ex girlfriends? Been there Done that! What else is new?
Bonnie: Ugh, you're such an ass.
Damon: You know you want me.
"Is that Obsession by Calvin Klein?"
Bonnie:I know what you are
Damon:Say it...out loud. Say it.
Damon:Damn right I am ;P
Damon:Baby 2nyt,the Dj got us fallin in luv again,i wana mek luv in this club..Its just tht u r the wrong gal.Bonnie:Ouch!Wat does she hav that i dont?
Bonnie:I can feel ua heart beatin fast..Careful,i mit actually believe u care..Damon:U know u kinda do it 4 me!
Damon:Thanx 4 savin the last dance,we both know u mit not mek it wen u take on Alaric/Klaus.Atleast ul die happy,enjoy our Bamon moment.Tell u a secret,i told Elena il always choose her..Id gladly let u die..Bonnie:Wat a jerk,i shld hav finished u wen i set u on fire!!
Bonnie:U got me n i cldnt defend it,i tried but i had 2 surrender,ua style got me under the spell,left me no other choice but 2 get down. Its 2 late,its 2 late,u got it,u got it!
Bonnie: "Please tell me you think I was turned into a vampire and this is wood poking me."
Damon: "HUGE MISUNDERSTANDING! It's not, but I'm not happy to see you either. Where's Elena?"
Bonnie: Jeremy's never been this happy to see me.
Bonnie: hey Damon i...
Damon: Bonnie, i can't pretend your Elena if you talk ok... so shut up.
Bonnie: I think Elena's had too much to drink
Damon: Why you say that?
Bonnie: Um, hello? She's dancing topless on the bar
Damon: Oh that ....
Damon: Elena, just don't say anything and let me explain...
Bonnie (whispering) : Oh my god!
Damon: I've been trying to do the right thing but it's killing me. Look, I know we both care about Stefan but maybe the best thing is for me to tell him the truth: I'm not over you. I thought I could fight it but I can't. If you don't stop me, i'm gonna kiss you... Haha, just kidding. I'm not Nate Archibald. I'm way better than him!
On set between takes:
Kat: "Ian, what the hell are you doing?"
Ian: "Shhhh. There's a TMZ cameraman over there. Nina and I are still denying we're a couple, and I need to throw him off. Just act like we're sleeping together, ok?"
Kat: "Ok" *giggles*
Damon: "You're like my own personal brand of heroin."
Bonnie: "God, you're not going all Edward on me, are you? Gonna sparkle now?"
Damon just pulled a Spike from Buffy. BUTT SEX! (i know that was highly innapropriate... i just had to say it)
Damon:We so hot ryt now!We shd enter Dancin with the stars or SYTYCD.We wld win!Bonnie:I c u know the Lambada,i wanchu!
Bonnie:Me lyk the way that u touch ma body,me lyk the way that u hold ma body,me lyk the way that u push up on it..! ;-)
Damon: OMG, your hair is so soft! What shampoo do you use?
Bonnie: ... errm .... herbal essences..?
Damon: argh, got to get myself some of that..
Damon: Wanna be my new obsession?
Damon: Are you happy to see me? Cause I'm happy to see you.
Bonnie: I can tell.
Damon: Miss me?
Bonnie: You have no idea.