The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 63

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Damon took a whiff of Bonnie in the latest edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, leading to a number of humorous entries.

We appreciate them all, but there can just one victor. In this case, it's user named Sara Maria Zelaya. She references the most well-known of all perfumes in her submission, which we've published below.

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Bonnie: "Please tell me you think I was turned into a vampire and this is wood poking me."
Damon: "HUGE MISUNDERSTANDING! It's not, but I'm not happy to see you either. Where's Elena?"


Bonnie: Jeremy's never been this happy to see me.


Bonnie: hey Damon i...
Damon: Bonnie, i can't pretend your Elena if you talk ok... so shut up.


Bonnie: I think Elena's had too much to drink
Damon: Why you say that?
Bonnie: Um, hello? She's dancing topless on the bar
Damon: Oh that ....


Damon: Elena, just don't say anything and let me explain...
Bonnie (whispering) : Oh my god!
Damon: I've been trying to do the right thing but it's killing me. Look, I know we both care about Stefan but maybe the best thing is for me to tell him the truth: I'm not over you. I thought I could fight it but I can't. If you don't stop me, i'm gonna kiss you... Haha, just kidding. I'm not Nate Archibald. I'm way better than him!


On set between takes: Kat: "Ian, what the hell are you doing?"
Ian: "Shhhh. There's a TMZ cameraman over there. Nina and I are still denying we're a couple, and I need to throw him off. Just act like we're sleeping together, ok?"
Kat: "Ok" *giggles*


Damon: "You're like my own personal brand of heroin."
Bonnie: "God, you're not going all Edward on me, are you? Gonna sparkle now?"

Rhianna speranzo

Damon just pulled a Spike from Buffy. BUTT SEX! (i know that was highly innapropriate... i just had to say it)


Damon:We so hot ryt now!We shd enter Dancin with the stars or SYTYCD.We wld win!Bonnie:I c u know the Lambada,i wanchu!


Bonnie:Me lyk the way that u touch ma body,me lyk the way that u hold ma body,me lyk the way that u push up on it..! ;-)

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Dear Elena, yes you heard that correctly. Hell has frozen over. I'm writing it all down. Granted, I'm half a bottle in thanks to my 1950 Chateau Cheval Blanc, a bottle I waited 65 years to open. I used to spend nights sitting in my wine cellar convincing myself I could hear it age, tannins growing, fermenting, but appreciating its beauty didn't make time go by any faster. The bottle just laid there on its shelf, torturing me while I waited for Katherine and time stood still. Eventually I convinced myself that no sip of that wine could ever taste as good as I dreamt it would. And that is the story of why I drink bourbon. I don't know who I am without you, but I know that as long as I'm with you, time will stand still. So who is Damon Salvatore without Elena Gilbert? A selfish friend, a jealous brother, a horrible son? Or maybe with a little luck, I'll do right by you. Because you may be a thousand miles away or a hundred years away, but you're still here with me and my heart is right there in that coffin with you. Until you come back to me.