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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 64

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Welcome back to the 64th edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest!

This week's Caption Contest winner is Jennifer Renee Beatley. Congrats!

The winning entry appears below. Honorable mentions go out to Delena129, Hafla Girl and prom_queen. Thanks to all for playing and good luck again next week ...

Jenna and Elena

Jenna: I can't believe Congressman Anthony Weiner Tweeted those photos to me. I'm so horrified.
Elena: It's okay. You'll be dead soon and won't have to think about it anymore.

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Jenna: Why did i have to die? Why couldn't John just get turned and then died, No one likes him...


Elena: It's ok Aunt Jenna, Just cry it out.
Jenna (thinking): Mmm... that cake over there looks real good. Why can't she just let go of me already so i can eat it.
Elena (thinking): Oh she better not be looking at my cake...


Jenna: I can't believe I'm off the show...just like that. No hope of returning from a foreign country or anything...
Elena: Jenna, Jenna! Listen to me. I understand, but you are NOT a Vanessa! People actually dislike the fact that you are leaving, and are not celebrating the fact that you will never again be on the show.


Jenna: Ric left me for Damon
Elena: shhhh.. it's alright. we all saw it coming


Discrimination against vampires... America says no.


Jenna: Damon didn't take is shirt off this episode.
Elena: It's ok Jenna, we were all devastated...


Jenna: And then my dog, Snookers, choked! And I just didn't know what to do. And it was... it was just so hard! I was so distressed!
Elena: Shhh, I know, I know...
Jenna: No, you don't! You just have it so easy in your simple boring high school life!
Elena: ...


Jenna: Why do they have to cut onions again for tonight. I'm all the way in the living room and i can smell it. Elena: It's okay. Sooner or later they will realize it's garlic that kills the vampires.


Elena: it's okay Jenna, we'll get through this together. Just three more months until season 3.


Jenna: I just... I can't believe that New Directions didn't make the top ten!

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.