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Say you set the DVR for the Walking Dead Series! Because if you didn't my friend here is going to unleash his can of hungry fairies on you. Believe me they are like pirañas! It will only take seconds and you'll be gone!
Damon: What a disgusting costume! Its so realistic.
Stefan: umm i dont think thats a costume...
Damon: Didnt you get the memo?
Stefan: Ya today was grey day with optional smolder.
Elena: Well, I wanted to let you both know that I am leaving the both of you because I am in love with Justin Bieber! Stephen: What??? Have you lost your mind? Damon: Well Steph I knew it was only a matter of time before she caught the Bieber fever too! (Damon says to Elena)-What, is it the hair?
Elena: Well, I wanted to let you both know that I am leaving the both of you because I am in love with Justin Bieber!
Stephen: What??? Have you lost your mind?
Damon: Well Steph I knew it was only a matter of time before she caught the Bieber fever too! (Damon says to Elena)-What, is it the hair?
Stefan: "now that I have turned to the dark side, I am leaving you with my understudy (damon) to do with what you please!"
Elena/Damon (thought bubble) finally!!!! Yes!!!
elena ~ i want to know what it is like to be with damon
stefan ~ you what? are you dumping me?
damon ~ yeah im hot... score!. heh.
Um, so your dentist says you need implants?
elena ~ I have to tell you something I uh
stefan ~ yes?...
elena ~ I am uh ... a werecat
stfan ~ say that again
elena ~ a werecat i am half cat
damon ~ here kitty kitty i have catnip!
elana ~ I dont know how to handle being in a relationship with a furry. I mean Stefan that is what klouse has planned for you. I cant seem to get over ... well .. it disturbs me if we were kissing and you hacked up a fur ball or something and I just cant see being intimate with animals.
stefan ~ are you sure we have to talk about this this cant be happening
damon ~ oh yeah so what are you doing for dinner?::ponders::hey wait since i took that blood will i be a furry? shhhhh she wont know ha ha yeah i can play this game
Stefan: Ok, let me get this straight. . .you want to hook up with Bill Compton, Sookies old squeeze?
Stefan: So, I'm liking the purple top, but the holes in the jeans have got to go.
Damon: I don't know, Stefan. I kind of like the red top with the leather jacket.
Elena: Did you hear what I said? Klaus is coming to get me!
Damon and Stefan: *still studying Elena's outfit*
Damon: Are you wearing clean underwear? I heard somewhere that you don't want to die wearing dirty underwear.
Elena: Are you kidding me?
Stefan: No, he's right. I read that somewhere too.
Elena: That's it! I'm jumping out the freaking window!
elana ~ im a lesbian
stefan ~ excuse me?
damon ~ welcome to the dark side
Stefan: How are you feeling, Elena? Do you feel strange?
Elena: I'm starting to remember things. I remember Damon telling me he loves me.
Stefan (to Damon): I told you history would NOT be repeating itself and you went and told her you loved her anyway?
Damon (to Stefan): I compelled her to forget. She couldn't remember unless ...
Elena: That's right boys. I'm a vampire and Damon, I love you too.
Stefan (to Damon): You just had to give her your blood, didn't you? You ... wait, what?
Elana ~ ok tell me the truth are you two incestually gay?
Stefan ~ Excuse me? uh Where did you hear that?
Elana ~ Katarina said you two were wonderful together and a sight to see and she had photographs and I just didnt get it until now!
Damon ~ Humm Yeah we are good together arent we?
Elena:: you wont believe this but someone has pictures of us ::cough:: intimately! They want to print it in some magazine!
Stefan:: Excuse me who has what and how?
Damon:: ::wispering:: I remember those...nice....2 grand per..still got the negatives..::loud voice:: Yeah who what and how?
Damon: What are we, five?
Elena: I'm not going to let Bonnie remove the spell until you two work out your issues.
Stefan: Can I get some bunny blood?
Elena: No, but you should both get out and enjoy the sunlight. Oh wait, you can't.
Damon: Real mature, Elena.
Elena: You'd know.
Damon says to Aleana: you look like a size zero... maybe you need 2 in ya. (Smirk)
Stephan looks like he may be confused...this could work he thinks in his head.
Elena: You two can pretend to be plumbers all you want, but a threesome is NEVER going to happen.
Damon (to Stefan): So, wanna go find Katherine?
Stefan: Right behind you.
Elena to Damon: You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.
Damon: There's too much blood in my caffeine system
Stefan: Elana we need to talk to you
Damon: Just 2 seconds
Elena: Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date!
"Let me get this straight, place left hand in arm pit, flap right arm like a bird(will a bat work?)and this is a fun trick?"
Elana: I'm leaving you both for Klaus.
Stephan: After I just sold my blood addicted ripper body to him , and saved Damon?
Damon: For once brother we agree here... Why?
Elena: Stefan He who laughs last thinks slowest