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Elena: So..want me to take my top off?
Damon: Eh.. no, Im good.
Stefan: Im sorry, what?
Elana: Stephan my eyes are up here..I expect that from Damon.. Damon: (sarcastic laugh, puzzeled look) what? But I love ya Elana Stephan: Oh A I'm sorry ...(clear throat, mentally search for words).. What were you saying Elana? Damon: Dude... seriously.. Not like you haven't seen them before..
Damon: U made me smile so wide……I can eat a banana side ways.
Really Damon you did it again!
Damon: What's she thinking?
Stefan: Women like silent men, they think they're listening. So shh...
Stephan: I wonder if my teeth are that white?
Damon: I know she wants me.
And you're sure you're happy with a blouse that color?
Stefan: I think your right Damon
Damon: See I told you
Elana: Whats that...
Damon: We want Lindsey Lohan she knows how to party, your just a bump on the log.
Damon: Guess what I am pretending that I have my hand on?
Stefan: Make A Choice yet?
Damon: we are waiting for an answer.
Elena: You want me to make a choice? Stefan still in love with Katherine, Damon tries to kill me to save me... Hmmm I pick Tyler at least the werewolf hasn't tried to drink my blood.
elena: so guys.. im making a change... stephen you're out, damon youre in.. sorry
stephen.. damon is just always saving me and you're nowhere to be seen.. just cant have that
stephen: are you serious?... but i love you!
Damon: hell yea.. im for it.. take a hike stephen!
Damon to Stephan: come on Stephan let her in so she can have fun torturing us both. She is so good at it!
Stephan to elana: so elana which one of us do u want to seduce today?
Stefan: Hmm, I think the left one is bigger, don't you? Damon: Who cares as long as I get to see 'em!
Stefan: What's she smell like to you Damon, O+ or B-, I think B-?
Damon: Well since you are a Vegan Vamp, most of the time, I'll bite her and let you know. Grrrr
Stefan: Huh, really with the both of us??
Damon: oh, yeah
Stefan: "Seriously? His is that big?"
Stefan: Are you going to stand there until it's September the 15th?
Elena: Stefan its wednesday. Stop doing your tuesday look.
Elena: Really guys thats your best sexy faces. Remember who ever does the best one gets the girl.And Damon your holding back.
(Damon changes his sexy face)
Elena: Damon Wins
"No, it's definitely the left boob that's bigger."
Elena: Is Katherine in? I believe she called for...(winks)...security...
Stefan: Yes of course we will have a three-way with you.
Damon: But how much are you charging?
Stefan: Yes we will have a threesome with you.
Damon: But how much are you charging.
(Door bell rings)
STEFAN: Excuse me, who are you?
BUFFY: I'm Buffy, the vampire slayer.
DAMON: Sorry, wrong set. You're on number 3... like 10 years ago!
Director: "Right this is a reasonably relaxed scene, but to demonstrate the underlying tension I want you to express it through your hands."
Nina: "How are we supposed to do that?"
Director: "I don't know, just keep them clenched and tense."