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Stefan: Are those real?????
Damon: Ohhh, yeahhhh.
Stefan to Damon: yep i'm sure now, Klaus is definitly hotter !
Stefan: I don't know Damon, Katherine's weren't as ...
Elena: Enough you guys.
Stefan: Okay, what if I do this face? Elena: For the love of god Stefan, Damon is still hotter
DAMON: Elana ...You're kidding? It IS Lefty Lousy to loosen a Jar and Righty Tighty to seal it back up, just like an american screw or bolt!
STEPHAN: GEEZ.. I'm just as shocked as you are bro, and after all these years!
ELANA: MEN...No matter HOW OLD they are or get to be, I don't think I'll EVER LIVE LONG ENOUGH to UNDERSTAND THEM!
ELENA:...and if I'm moving here, we need to redecorate. I want pink walls, white furniture, more light and we'll have to close the dungeons. I WANT A FARYTALE DREAM HOUSE! Then we'll...
DAMON: (muttered) Can we call the notary to stop the papers?
STEFAN: I'll get the phone number...
STEFAN: What is this plastic Elena-doll doing in your closet?
DAMON: That, my brother, is my new girlfriend... Stefan, Selena. Selena, Stefan.
Damon: So Stefan and I come to realize there's only one solution to our problem.
Stefan: I can have you from Monday to Thursday and Damon can have you for the rest of the week.
Stefan: Dude, what are you laughing at ??
Damon: I see Elena 's boobies.
Stefan: Oh yeah i see that now, wow there big !!
who will she choose? find out next time on the bachelorette.
Stefan: Do you see it?
Stefan:Do you think we should tell her?
Damon:Nope play it cool.
Stefan:....ELENA you have a HUGE booger hanging out your nose!!!
Stefan: Why do we both love her again? All she does is worry and stand there.
Damon: I really don't know, but we don't write it and i'm just supposed to stare at her longingly.
Elena: Don't worry guys, i'm here, you can protect me. :)
Stefan: Really? You think he's better looking than me?
Stefan: After 3?
Damon: yes. After three.
1...2...3... SMOLDER ATTACK!!!
Stefan: Dude i thought you ordered American food..
Damon: I did
Stefan: you do realize you forgot to put on pants this morning, right?
Stefan: This statue's resemblance to Elena is remarkable!
Damon: I on the other hand dont think its worth this moonstone at all.
Stefan: Are you really going to wear THAT tonight?
Damon: Well look who it is...
Stefan: Who were you expecting she's here every other day.
Damon: A perfect example of deja vu...
Elena: I need to tell you guys something.
Damon: Yes my dear?
Elena: Disney is going to have a vampire series! What are we going to do? What happens if people forget about us?
Damon: I'm sure they won't have hot dudes walking around shirtless like me.
Stefan: So your telling me that the Disney Channel is showing a vampire series?
Elena: Yes I am. I need to get my mind off of this.
Damon: I can take care of that. (smiles)
Elena: Okay. (smiles back)
Stefan: Wait where are you two going?
Elena: Have a nice day Stefan. We might be a while.
Elena: So guys what do you think?
Stefan: Wait are you serious?
Damon: Hell yeah, i'm IN!
Elena: Well if you'd like to meet in Stefan's bedroom in five minutes...
Elena: "Alright, If You guys want to share me then you have to play by my rules, ok?"
Stefan: "Are you serious right now?"
Damon: "YES!, we will."
Elena: so you two called me to come over because..?
Stefan: ok, we want to have a.. um, private threeway video... we thought you might want to help us.
Elena: omg! why didn't you tell me earlier i could've came faster!
Damon: so you're up for it? cool! you can grab the camera right there. Jeremy will be here in about 5 minutes.
Elena: ... wait.
Damon: God, how many times do we have to tell you people we don't eat Girl Scout cookies?
*Stefan slams door shut*