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Serena: Dan, you have got such big.. hmm.. potential.. (giggling).
Dan: You do know, that this pool stick is nothing like..
Serena: Shut up. You are spoiling the moment.
Serena: If I lie to you, will it grow like that stick?
Dan: You know that it was Pinocchio the one who was lying, not the other way around?
Dan: "I swear to you, its really this long..."
Serena: The next time I catch you ever stalking me will be.....
Dan: Oh don't worry about it I already have feelings for your best friend Blair.
Serena: Hello my name is Serena and I like to overdress.
Dan: Hi I'm Dan and I've been stalking you since ninth grade.
Serena : You know, you're really cute. Remind me again why we're not together?
Dan : Well because you broke my heart by not choosing between me and Nate and also we share a half brother and are stepbrother and sister and I am in love with your best friend but also am attracted to your fake cousin.
Serena : So? It's not like we've never hooked up before at totally inappropriate times.
Dan : True.
Serena: I'm hot, blonde, rich, hot, famous, single, hot, well-known, amazing, hot, gorgeous, and a bombshell. Oh, did I mention I'm hot?
Dan: You suddenly look a lot like Kate Hudson.
Serena: But you're falling for me anyway, right? Right?!
Dan: Why are you smiling?
Serena: its for a proactive commercial
Dan: Wow, this is sooo weird! I feel like I've already seen this scene before, like...Déjà vu, right?
Serena: No Dan, these are called reruns!
dan:did you have to invite blair over?because if she starts with those cutting remarks of her again her hair might accidentally catch a fire!!!
serena:you two will neve get along will you??i guess i will never have to worry for you being seduced by blair's UES charm...
dan:like that could happen!!!
Dan: Call me Leo.
That one made me LOL for real :D
Serena: Do I have anything in my teeth?
Penn: Call me Sideshow Bob
Blake: Then call me Glen Guagmire
Penn : Call me Green Lantern.
Blake : Oh, come one! Are people never gonna let me forget that?
Serena: So in the next few years we'll be together, then break up for a few months, then get back together for half a season, then end on a cliff hanger, then be ambiguous, then meet new people, then get back together, then break up again...
Dan: Wow, we're complicated
Penn: In a few years you're going to suck in the Green Lantern.
Gossip Girl: Spotted, Lonely Boy and S before they knew they shared a sibling.
Dan: You don't know this yet, but we share a sibling and are going to be step brother and sister in a few seasons... but we should totally still date!
Serena: I forgot to wear a bra...
Dan: Why are you smiling?
Serena: We are about to have a sex scene so bras are useless right now
Serena: have you ever noticed how Blair and you have this weird relationship going
Dan: Well, uh, she's best friends with you and Blair Waldorf, who is basically everything I hate about the Upper East Side distilled into one 95-pound, doe-eyed, bonmot-tossing, label-whoring package of girly evil.
Gossip Girl: The aggravating part about D and S is that it is just never a pool table, its always a bed or a good sturdy wall.
Serena: So in a few years, not only will Whore-gina have tried to shove her baby on you, but your sister will be a total freak, and you won't be friends with Vanessa anymore. Oh, and you'll sort of be in love with Blair. Isn't that hilarious? ... What?
Blake: I was in the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
Penn: Oh really?
Blake: Yea I still have the pants on right now