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  1. queenbee94
    Rank: Regular Character

    First day on the set of Gossip Girl.

    Blake: Hi, I'm Blake Lively!
    Penn: Oh hey, weren't you in "The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants?"
    Blake: Yup, that's me!
    Penn: Heheh. You were a slut then too.

  2. queenbee94
    Rank: Regular Character

    First day on the set of Gossip Girl.

    Penn: Hi, I'm Penn Badgely!
    Blake: Oh you were that loser with the greasy long hair in "John Tucker Must Die"!
    Penn: .... my mom thinks I'm special!

  3. queenbee94
    Rank: Regular Character

    The awkward moment when Serena van der Woodsen's boobs are out of sight.

  4. queenbee94
    Rank: Regular Character

    Dan: I've got one just like this... in my pants. What up!
    Serena: You're a douche... wanna have sex?

  5. queenbee94
    Rank: Regular Character

    Gossip Girl: Guess Serena's getting a ride on Lonely Boy's disco stick tonight!

  6. queenbee94
    Rank: Regular Character

    Serena: Nice stick.
    Dan: Oh, thanks, it's hard wood.
    Serena: Yeah it is.

  7. xoxok

    Dan: Congrat on you and Leonardo Dicarpio, whether it's true or not.
    Serena: Shame! If you should have kept this hair cut all along, I would still be yours only.

  8. Amie

    Dan: You can stop smiling...the book is not about you...it has never been about you, Serena...
    Serena: Pardonnez-moi?

  9. twanz

    Serena: I have something to tell you..
    Dan:...go on
    Serena: i'm a slut
    Dan:what?

  10. Leile

    Serena: You know it's a first date when I wear a dress that gives men nothing to look at other than my face.

  11. queenbee94
    Rank: Regular Character

    Serena: Like my new dress?
    Dan: Where the hell is your cleavage, woman??!!

  12. AmaranthKitti
    Rank: Leading Character

    Dan: This should be a Croquet mallet

  13. AmaranthKitti
    Rank: Leading Character

    Dan: So whats next for you Serena?
    Serena: Nate and a priest, play around with their feelings, drag it out till the season finale and manage to destroy my relationships with Blair and the rest of the cast, including you.

  14. AmaranthKitti
    Rank: Leading Character

    Serena: Aren't you amazed by my bullet proof shiny shirt?
    Dan: If only you dressed this way all the time without flaunting your breast I'm sure your title as easy come easy go would disappear.

  15. AmaranthKitti
    Rank: Leading Character

    Dan: Okay if Blair and I got together even though she was still engaged to the Prince what would you do?
    Serena: Corrupt a priest by having sex, right in the church with everybody watching

  16. AmaranthKitti
    Rank: Leading Character

    Serena: Lets have sex on the pool table!
    Dan: (Definition: Easy whore)

  17. Amie

    Dan: You can stop smiling, the book is not about you...not everything is about you, Serena...

  18. Jarrod Mitchell
    Rank: Leading Character

    Dan: So you're into anything, huh?
    Serena: You could say that.
    Dan: Than how about you, me and this pool cube go into the back room. Whadda yah say?

  19. math

    Serena: WOW, thanks for bringing me here! I'm loving it.
    Dan: Yeah.. remember when we were in season 1, and our show was way too better? It was like... we were interesting! And people actually believed we were a great couple.
    Serena: Ye... wait, what?
    Dan: It's weird. I was a virgin and loved you, now I've been with Rachel, Olivia, Vanessa, Georgina... and you've been with Nate, Gabriel, Aaron, Chuck, Blair... no, not with Blair. *laughs*
    Serena: *That's what you think!*

  20. Jeca
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Blake: how you think this will go?
    Penn: Soooo easy and light .... We even could become famous!
    Blake : really ??? Wow I can't believe it
    Penn: one day you may dump me and date a famous actor and have a nude photo scandal
    Blake : what ??? No way , no way .....

  21. Patrick Anthony Broadnax Patrick Anthony Broadnax
    Rank: Guest Star

    Dan: So this would be the fiftieth time we hook up?

  22. Uncle Jackass
    Rank: Regular Character

    Dan: Be Honest with me..
    Serena: About what?
    Dan: With this pool stick, is my wand more impressive than Prince Harry's?

  23. cdannahp123
    Rank: New User

    Serena: I have the feeling this is going to be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
    Dan: Really? Because I feel like it's going to be a drawn out and tumultuous one...

  24. TheFrenchie

    Dan: You're telling me that you actually got a job ?
    Serena: Yeeeaaah, isn't this great ?
    Dan: Wait a minute, you mean, without sleeping with anyone ?

  25. reeling
    Rank: Guest Star

    Dan: Would you like to go somewhere and talk? Or not to talk?
    Serena: You know what Dan, that really didn't work on season 4 anymore.


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