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Nate (to Dan): I can't believe I nominated to be on the Emmys ballot. I thought I was just a prop this season.
Nate: It's a good thing I don't get Chuck's Little Black Book until the next few seasons.
Chace: Oh my god, am I really that beautiful?
Nate : Weird. Why does the term "Uselessness Scale" suddenly pop up in my head?
Nate: Woaaaaah I had a premonition that I would become useless in the later seasons...
Nate: I can't believe it I'm biologically a girl!
Gossip Girl: How much make up do you have Natey poo? It is way more than Blair Waldorf.
Chace I am so not useless
Producer: We are only keeping you here because of your smile
Nate: I hope nobody notices that I have an erection. (thats the first i see on this pick look at his pants ;)
Nate : What do you mean I'm useless? Look at my hair! It's so shiny!
Nate looking confused as always: what does Health mean?
Nate: I must be extra careful. GG fans must not find out I am the one who is pregnant before the summer is over. I wonder if Armani has maternity shirts.
Nate: I started as the main lead of GG and ended up as a glorified extra.I started as the almost-virgin boyfriend of Blair and ended up as the manwhore of the class. Oh Lord , where would all this lead?
A loud booming voice: To the student Health center.
Nate: (to a random person) Hey, excuse me! Do you know where the Student Health Center is?
Person: Yes, if you walk on this road in 10 miles and then you turn left, you will be there.
Nate : Okay, thanks!
Person: (thinking) Was he retarded? Well, I hope he doesnt forget the compass next time.
i have been in this place too many times for one man
Nate : Sleeping around is bad mmmkay?
Nate: I forgot to wash my hair..I should stop having the Zac Efron look
Nate: Oh my god, I love Chuck Bass
Nate: Either I have a headache or a really small brain...
Nate: Where is my next woman?
Nate: I lost my action!
Chuck: You never had it!
Nate ; Hey, Blair, can you help me? I'm late for my doctor appointment and I can't find the Student Health Center.
Blair : If only there were magic devices to keep track of time and guide people through places.
Nate : Damn it, I forgot how to walk again!
Nate : What do you mean you want to have me checked for a brain condition? I mean, I go to Columbia!
Nurse : So does Serena.
Nate : What do you mean you want to have me checked for a brain condition?
Nurse: You'll get a lolipop on your way out.
Nate : Done.