Gossip Girl Caption Contest 163

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Welcome to the 163rd Gossip Girl Caption Contest at TV Fanatic!

This week's Caption Contest winner is Cameron. A job well done!

The winning entry appears beneath the photo. Honorable mentions go to canyoufeelthelove, marilyn and Jones. Thanks to all for playing and good luck next week ...

Poor Nathaniel

Nate: I just can't believe it ...
Serena: Well, at least you passed one test in your life, that's more than I can say.

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Student: Where are you headed nate?
Nate: oh i'm homeless again. i need to find a girl to lay so i can stay over her house...


Nate: I'm really worried okay? I mean, we hardly see each other anymore, and what we have is special man. I just don't want to lose what we have together. Just come to this one group session with my therapist. She thinks it'll be really good for us, maybe get us back to where we were before. I'm not saying it's your fault. I know I've neglected you man and that was wrong of me. I messed up. I'm really sorry, but Chuck was going through some serious shit before. Don't worry though, I'm gonna make sure that none of that can come between us anymore. Come on Dan, let's just hug it out bro.


Nate: Serena, look, I know that I'm unnaturally good-looking, but that doesn't mean that I'm not human okay?! I'm not an alien or a vampire. Serena: Oh, so you're a werewolf! Nate:....yeah, sure...


Nate: [thinking] college friend's moms: check. teachers: check. paramedics: check. now I'll just have to bang the Headmistress.


Nate: I have been reported to the Student Health Care of Narnia!
Dan: Are you high again Nate?


Gossip Girl: I spy with my little eye, Nate looking dreamily at Chuck. Define best bros forever?


Nate: I spy with my little eye something that is a sexually transmitted disease.


Nate: Shoot, I left Jenny back in Hudson, oh she wouldn't mind letting me sleep with her replacement.


Nate Archibald. Four seasons. Accomplished nothing. Yet still maintain to look pretty.


Nate: Wait just a sec Serena, let me get this straight. So the nurse told you that you need to start wearing underwear? Serena: Yeah, something silly about hygiene? But anyways I couldn't find any that were clean so I started looking through Blair's trash. Nate: Perfectly logical. Serena: Right, but then I found a pregnancy test. Nate, it was POSITIVE. Do you realise what this means? Nate: Wait, are you saying Blair's pregnant?! Serena: Oh. That makes more sense...never mind...

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[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.