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R.I.P. Awesome story lines, you served us well for 2 an 1/2 seasons.
Blair : Captain Serena, we're under attack of unknown troops led by Chuck Bass.
Serena : Release the raccoon and the troll. That should keep Chuck busy for a while.
Blair : Captain, they're no longer in our troops.
Serena : Dang, they're our strongest weapons! Okay, don't panic! Manwhore, you're next!
Serena : I've had it.
Lily : This is shameful.
Blair : I hate them.
Nate : They look prettier.
Cece : They're more famous
Aaron : ...
All : Vampire Diaries cast, prepare yourself! Everyone, charge!
Serena: I look like the much more beautiful version of Nanny McPhee.
Serena: Oh Chuck at a funeral really?
Nate: He's totally out of it.
Aaron, Lily and Cece: (gaping).
Blair: Chuck, stop dancing the Macarena! Show some respect, this is a funeral!
Serena : Mother, Voldemort looks strong.
Lily : Oh, honey. We'll use our most powerful weapon. It's a guarantee win.
Blair : Poison darts?
Lily : ...Cleavages. Aaron and Nate, equip these coconut bras.
Blair : Finally! No more Vanessa!
Serena : Who's Vanessa?
Lily : I think it's that homeless guy with the really long hair...
Nate : Ah! The guy who doesn't know shampoo?
Blair (thinking to herself) : Where's the skele-gro? I'm going to need some if I'm ever going to be able to see over these giants.
GGCS2: reaction to season 3 storylines
watching Rufus, Dan, Vanessa, Jenny and Chuck dance Lily: omg, look how good they are. Blair: I never would have thought that Chuck would really join the Brooklyn Bouncers like he threatened to do. Nate: Don't worry guys, we will always be America's Best Dance Crew. The Black UES Mambas never lose! NEVER ! Serena: Yeah, I already slept with all the judges. Cece: and I bribed them. Aaron: They should be disqualified for letting a racoon on their team...
Serena: I'm Narcissa Malfoy
Lily: I'm Bellatrix
Blair: I'm Hermione
Nate: I'm the pretty version of Harry Potter
Serena: Wow, Voldemort gives awkward hugs.
Serena: We are the Dementers of the Upper East Side!
Serena: Who's hand is that?!?!?
Aaron: Sorry Serena.
Nate: Yeah sorry Serena.
Blair: Sorry S.
"Ben," Serena glares
"So S is he the one from boarding school?" Nate asks
"Nate shut up we are doing the glaring thing," S said
"Oh right," Nate closes his mouth and turns back to glare
Look we can do it just like those Cullen people from Twilight. Now we just have to wait for the Vultori
Blair: I can't believe Dan killed Vanessa for releasing his novel.
Serena: *looks at Aaron* Wait, you're not Vanessa?
Blair: okay guys, if we all just stand really still and show no emotion.. maybe we can look like statues or something and Vanessa will be dumb enough not to notice us..
Nate: okay, no emotion, i'm really good at that.
Cece: no it's too late.. she's looking.
Serena: could of fooled me!
Amanda (from Ugly Betty) : Black Funeral ? I guess I didn't get the memo ...
Blair : Is she desperate ?
Everyone: We just found A from the Pretty Little Liars....oh wait its just Vanessa never mind lets go for waffles
Everyone : What? We're not getting canceled?
Blair: Wheres' Mr. Humphrey?
Lily: Preparing my waffles Blair.
Blair: Wheres' Mr. Humphrey?
Lily: Preparing my ruffles Blair.
Cece: Why did you marry Rufus, Lily?
Lily: He is my bed husband
Serena: Nothing more and nothing less