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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 164

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Welcome to the 164th Gossip Girl Caption Contest at TV Fanatic!

This week's Caption Contest winner is queenbee94. Congrats!

Honorable mentions go out to Amie and Aquariuz. The winning entry now appears beneath the photo. Thanks to everyone for playing and good luck next week!

Onlookers

Blair: Wow, Jenny is flashing us. Again.
Lily: I can't believe this, I mean she's my stepdaughter!
Serena: She's my stepsister!
Nate: I hooked up with her!
Aaron: ... My friend has nude pictures of her.

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Serena: I can't believe Bart is dead.
Lily: I know, this has probably been the worst week in my life. Bart's dead, Chuck left and then came back and will now not speak to me.
Nate (very upset): Yeah, tell me about it. I was trying to highlight my hair, cause I think I maybe would fit better in lighter hair. But it was sooo not my style, so I had to change it back again. Worst week ever.
Everyone else: ...

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Vanessa. And. Rufus. Together.

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::all thinking:: Is she wearing a last season Giorgio Armani dress??

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what??? i thought u were dead!!

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Which one of us is prettiest?????

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And they finally realized the Cullens outshone them all...

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Ok, we all dressed in black...wait...it's true, Michael Jackson's ghost is for real!

Kittiwitti

Nate: RIP my non existent non worthless character in the later seasons
Blair: RIP my extinguished headbands
Lily: RIP that my surname is going to be Humphrey for the rest of my life from now on
Serena: RIP the many men I have sex with and dump because of my whorish ways

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everyone watching jenny, thinking: oh, no, she isn't gonna... oh. well. she just did.
blair, thinking: pfft. gothic barbie REALLY needs to learn a thing or two about doing a classy striptease.

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Lily:no that can not be. I thought he never would cheat me and now that?"
Cece:"aw my honey calm down, believe me, you was the only one for rufus but his waffles are more important for him now. I am so sorry honey. he was not good for you!"
Blair:"oh dear with his waffles? Why with his waffles? i am the reason and not his waffles!"
Nate is thinking: it were not the waffles. it was me.. but i will never telling that!
Serena: "aw mum, i am so sorry.. we should really make a plan to hurt him, shouldnt we?"
Lily: :-(((

Gossip Girl Quotes

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl

[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.

Blair