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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 164

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Welcome to the 164th Gossip Girl Caption Contest at TV Fanatic!

This week's Caption Contest winner is queenbee94. Congrats!

Honorable mentions go out to Amie and Aquariuz. The winning entry now appears beneath the photo. Thanks to everyone for playing and good luck next week!

Onlookers

Blair: Wow, Jenny is flashing us. Again.
Lily: I can't believe this, I mean she's my stepdaughter!
Serena: She's my stepsister!
Nate: I hooked up with her!
Aaron: ... My friend has nude pictures of her.

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R.I.P. Awesome story lines, you served us well for 2 an 1/2 seasons.

Aquariuz

Blair : Captain Serena, we're under attack of unknown troops led by Chuck Bass.
Serena : Release the raccoon and the troll. That should keep Chuck busy for a while.
Blair : Captain, they're no longer in our troops.
Serena : Dang, they're our strongest weapons! Okay, don't panic! Manwhore, you're next!

Aquariuz

Serena : I've had it.
Lily : This is shameful.
Blair : I hate them.
Nate : They look prettier.
Cece : They're more famous
Aaron : ...
All : Vampire Diaries cast, prepare yourself! Everyone, charge!

Kittiwitti

Serena: I look like the much more beautiful version of Nanny McPhee.

Kittiwitti

Serena: Oh Chuck at a funeral really?

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Nate: He's totally out of it.
Serena: Yeah.
Aaron, Lily and Cece: (gaping).
Blair: Chuck, stop dancing the Macarena! Show some respect, this is a funeral!

Aquariuz

Serena : Mother, Voldemort looks strong.
Lily : Oh, honey. We'll use our most powerful weapon. It's a guarantee win.
Blair : Poison darts?
Lily : ...Cleavages. Aaron and Nate, equip these coconut bras.

Theyalier

Blair : Finally! No more Vanessa!
Serena : Who's Vanessa?
Lily : I think it's that homeless guy with the really long hair...
Nate : Ah! The guy who doesn't know shampoo?

Chair4eva sk

Blair (thinking to herself) : Where's the skele-gro? I'm going to need some if I'm ever going to be able to see over these giants.

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GGCS2: reaction to season 3 storylines

Gossip Girl Quotes

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl

[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.

Blair