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Gossip girl: Spotted, The Van der Woodsen siblings are taking lessons on how to use iphones and ipads.
Connor: Just because I am so hot in that picture people can actually think of you as beautiful because you look a little like me.
Blake: Dude I doubt it, especially since you are younger than me it must be the other way around!
Eric: You are so dumb!
Serena:...And you are soo gay!
Eric: Sorry to break it to you but you sleep around alot!
Serena:...and you are my freaking mom!? Or what?
Serena: Look I got an iphone!
Eric: That´s tough sis, because I got an ipad and that definitely beats the iphone, sorry.
Serena: 1..2..3, you are dead!!
Gossip Girl: Spotted, S learning how to use a phone. While E learns to open a present by asking for his sisters' help
Serena: I have an iphone
Eric: This is probably the ipad
Serena: I love my Relationship App
Eric: Guess its a major bonus for whores
iGossip - the new application for UESiders!
Connor: Since when is Gossip Girl being sponsored by Apple?
Serena: So, this is a mobile phone? Wicked. And I suppose that's a giant mobile phone you're holding over there?
Serena: Pst. Eric. I got a hot pic of Dan Humphrey.
Eric : Erm. Sorry to break it to you Sis. I got the bigger and clearer version of the pic.
Serena: Oh my god...I can´t believe this. Are you gossip girl!!??
Eric: Actually I am.
Serena: What has this world come to!?
Gossip girl: Sit tight people, because this is the moment you all have been waiting for since forever. I am going to reveal my true identity...I am Eric Van der Woodsen!
Gossip girl: Spotted, Serena attracts everyone, including her brother.
Serena: Yay. I got a cute mobile phone from Rufus.
Eric: I got a freaking I-Pad!
Serena: I don't even know how to use this small cute gadget, you expect me to be jealous of yours?
Eric: Hey, check out these nude pictures of Jenny
Serena: No thanks, i just got them in a text. What's with the tape on her boobs?...
Apparently even God believes in sparse allocation of resources. Hence one VDW sibling got the hair and the other brains.
Serena: *reads Gossip Girl blast* Spotted: S in her room, forgetting to brush her hair. Did she even shower today?
Eric: Wow, Gossip Girl really knows everything, doesn't she...?
Eric: You're Gossip Girl???
Serena: You're Melanie91???
Serena: You know, Eric, I'm so glad you never turned out to be that stereotypical gay person throughout the series, and that we -
Eric: Honey, before you go on, could you just go change your shoes? They are SUCH a no-go.
Gossip girl: I recognize a scheme when I see one.
Gossip girl: I smell a scheme.
Gossip girl: Spotted, Serena finally completed a text and Eric finally figured out how to delete one.
Gossip girl: Spotted, happy smily faces when Jenny is leaving for good. Now it´s only a few seconds left until the best party ever at the Upper East Side and yeah I am so going to be there.
Gossip girl: Spotted, happy smily faces when Jenny is leaving for good. Now...it´s party!!