The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 67

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The 67th edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest has come and gone. Did you get your submission in on time?

Many thanks to all who did, and a special shout-out to "Mrs. Salvatore." This user made us laugh the hardest with the entry posted below. Check it out now and don't fret if you didn't win:

There's always next week!

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Vicki: I now call the Supernatural Lovers Support Group to order.

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VICKY: What you been up to? I'll go first, I'm hottie, right? but then I die and come back as a kickass vampire... and then I die again. But now I'm here, like alive or something. TYLER: Nice... I'm a rich dude, son of the mayor. Then I kill someone and become a HOT WEREWOLF. Then I leave town with a hot she wolf, yeah like Shakira, and steal this blondie's girlfriend. What about you, Matt? MATT: I'm a waiter at the local restaurant... AND a high school football star. Yeah... IN YOU FACE!


Matt: "So Viki, what's the best thing about being a vampire?"
Viki: "ummm... a never ending supply of black nail varnish."


Vicki n Tyler:Matt,we heard u complainin about being one of the last remainin "breathers" on the show n that u r not supernatural lyk most of us n we hav a solution to ua problem...Tyler: How wld u lyk 2 b a "Vampire's Assistant"? Matt: Hell yea!now we talkin! Half-Vampire Half-human..N i can hav Caroline or Stef as my mentor! Tyler: stay away from Caroline! Matt: damn,dont get all territorial with her,she aint urs yet! Tyler: uv been marked!!!


Vicki: Awkward silence


tyler to vicki: damn girl, u got hotter since season 1 i can tell! matt (unable to see vicki): WAT??? vicki to tyler: oooh u been working out? ur bicepts are turning me on! tyler to vicki: ya i been working out, u wanna feel my rock hard ass? matt (unable to see vicki): dude? i dunno know if u know, but im not gay tyler: i know ur not gay, jeez! tyler to vicki: omg i wanna go down on u so bad! matt (unable to see vicki): uh u obvs dont know im straight and i didnt know u were gay, so im walking away before i barf *matt gets up and walks away* tyler: wait matt! i wasnt talking to u.....oh shit this is not gunna look good on me tomorrow at practice, SHIT!


matt: tyler we have some bad news, the review for ur acting playing as mystic falls' werewolf wasnt so good, the producers are bringing back mason to replace u vicki: sorry ty, its just not working tyler: no please, i can change, i will get better\ matt: sorry dude, its not u its.....well actually ya it is u *tyler starts crying* vicki: please, dont make this harder than it has to be tyler: wwwhhhhhhyyyyyyyy!!!!!!! *more crying*


matt to tyler: please tell me ur not gunna try and get with my sister again dude... tyler to matt: well if she wants to im all for it! *matt slaps tyler* vicki: chill matty, im with jeremy now tyler: wat duz he have tht i dont have? vicki: a penis enlarger matt: ooooooooooooooooooooh! burnage!!!! *laughs* tyler: damn it! i knew i shud of gotten one when i had the chance, turns out on the porn site i was on, when they were pawning one off it was a good deal cuz within 5 minutes someone had bought it, now im f*cked! vicki: ha ha no ur not, not with a penis tht size! *laughs*


matt: omg u guys are back! so wats new tyler: i got offered a part in Teen Wolf vicki: and i got offered a part in True Blood matt: but u guys already have jobs, tyler ur mystic falls' new watch dog, and vicki, u made this town ur own gas'n'sip vicki: i feel dissed, wat about u tyler? tyler: ya so dissed! matt: well thts wat u get for rubbing it in my face tht u guys are supernatural and im just natural, and also for bragging u got parts in really lame shows vicki/tyler: OUCH! tyler: dude, dont be bitter vicki: *eyeing matts neck* oh hes not bitter, trust me...hes really sweet and tangy and tasty matt: i sure hope ur talking about my personality vicki: *biting lip and looking down* ya sure thts wat i was talking about........ tyler: uh oh matt! u mite wanna apologize for dissing ur sister, shes looking at u like ur something to eat matt: oh shit, i shud run......


Vicky: Guess what, I got the name of Elijah's hairdresser.


Matt: Vicky, we have to talk to you.
Vicky: Is butter a carb?
Tyler (grins): Yes.
Matt: Vicky, you're wearing blue. It's Monday.
Vicky: So...?
Matt: So that's against the rules, and you can't sit with us.
Vicky: Whatever. Those rules aren't real.
Tyler: They were real that day I wore plaid!
Vicky: Because plaid is disgusting!
Matt (screams): You can't sit with us!
Vicky (hesitating): These are the only clothes I have as a ghost. [pause] Fine! You can walk home, bitches.

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.