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John: Weas Jenna? Kat: Shes out. John: Jeremy? Kat: Held up in his room... They dont know wat happened,i covered it up... John: So they dont know we slept 2getha? Kat: No,will u stop worrin,its nat lyk we r related or sth! John: I know,but its kinda weird,u luk lyk my daughter!!
Kat:Iv got some yellow liquid for you and it's non dairy
John: You kno Kat i can see why the Salvatore brothers dont like you n e more......
Kat: Hello John,good bye John... :-)
'finger' sandwich anyone?
John: Why am I feeling a sudden urge to kiss you right now?
Katherine: Yep just stare into my eyes, it's not like i'm suspiciously holding a knife or anything.
John (singing): I can see it in your eyes, I can see it in your smile...
Katherine: Ha, you blinked! I win!
Katherine: So you think you are so tough to play stares with a vampire? Let's see if you can hold it all eternity...!
Katherine: What do you mean 'the ghosts are back'?
Katherine: Take it back or I will chop the rest of your fingers off.
John : You seriously don't know how to make chicken?
John: staring contest startssssssssssssssss..... now.
Sooo John...What Team Are You On!?
John: I don't see the problem Katherine. I did everything you wanted.
Katherine: Well if that was the case how come your daughter slept with my man... multiple times? and she drank all of the Bourbon.
John: She's WHAT??
Katherine: HA! You blinked! L-O-S-E-R
John: Elena, I just want to get closer to you?
Elena/Katherine: Well, you already seem attached to something.
John: *In Darth Vader voice* I am your father, Elena.
John : I know its you kat and even tho i'm lookin directly in your eyes i can see the knife..
Katherine: oh well.. how about a bite instead?
John: I'm not sure how long I can keep up this staring contest..
E-LAN-A, I am your Father.
JOHN: Are we having chiken for dinner, Elena?
KATHERINE: No... we're having John...
John : Please, not the right hand ! I need it...to write things...obviously.
Hide yo's kids, hide yo's wife, and hide yo's husbands cause Casey Anthony is killin' errbody out there! Even Uncle John!