The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 71

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Welcome to the 71st edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, our Friday tradition!

This week's Caption Contest winner is Kylee Pyle. Congratulations on a job well done!

The winning entry appears below. Honorable mentions go out to MissBootjah, Azza and Dominique. Thanks to all for playing and best of luck again next time!

Alaric Saltzman Photo

"My name is Alaric Saltzman, your new history teacher. I moonlight as a vampire hunter and am on the hunt to find and kill my wife's abductor, I..." [is cut off] "Yes, I said Alaric..."

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Alaric: GOD!!!! What is wrong with you people???? Stop staring bitches, and if u r staring at my perfectly curved ass, then i dont mind!!!!!


Alaric:GOD!!!! What is wrong with you people!!!! Stop staring bitches!!!!!


Alaric: At least let me finish writing my real name before you all start calling me "Ric".


Alaric: Wow I can spell my own name?


"So you're telling me Mr. Tanner couldn't bend and snap?!"


There is chalk on my ass, isn't there?


Unlike most teachers, I don't have eyes in the back of my head. But I make do.


Oh boy, I just can't wait for history class
It's my favorite hour of the day
Up on the chalkboard, I just love your ass
When you write notes it shake, shake, shakes


Alaric : "Did u just say i have a nice ass?"


Alaric: You checking out my booty?

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.