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Alaric: Of course I couldn't just tell you my name. All the cool actors playing teachers write their names on the board!
(spelling mistake in the previous one. Reposted this)
To every new generation a slayer is born!...... That's me bitch.
Alaric: Okay, it is the last thing on my mind to teach a class full of vampires, witches and werewolves.
Look, Damon and I are JUST FRIENDS! It's called a "BROmance", thank you very much.
Hello, Ladies. Look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me! Sadly, he isn't me. But if he stopped sucking human blood, and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like me.
What? Oh I'm never gonna live the chunky monkey thing down am I?
Alaric: Ok every body, it's Alaric, not Ric. Next person to say Ric will be my staking practice dummy.
Damon: What's up Ric
Elle Woods? Oh, my God! It's been years...oh, Caroline! My mistake...
Alaric : Damn these writers . Pick a name you want people to call me . ( writing on board Alaric )
Elena : Hey Ric ..
Alaric :Detention and I don't care even if vampires are trying to kill you can't get out of this . Even if I am sleeping with your aunt.
Alaric : Yeah .. So I don't know if I'm really ok with having vampires as my students. Well at let I can eat Chunky Monkey.
Alaric: Anyone of these girls could be the next Chosen One - must call Giles after class!
Alaric: Anyone got any idea who we're giving a tribute this week in Glee Club? Alaric Saltzman. And at the end of the week, we will do a group number of "Grab Your Stake" by The Stakists.
Alaric: Okay, I think I fooled everyone with my alias. There's just no way they will find out my real name. Wanky Wanky.
Alaric: Everything looks good. No gay protests or rainbow flags being lit on fire down this way.
"I don't look like a teacher I know, just go with it this is the CW after all people *winks* "
Alaric: Now everyone sit down, or i'm going to roundhouse your ass.
*Rick Thinking*: Now, how do I spell my name again?
Student:"Alaric Saltzman"? I thought you were Mr.Fitz
Ric: Wrong show......
Alaric: If I catch one more spit ball thrown or note passed, I will stake you so fast you--I mean...uh, detention!
Alaric: Of course I couldn't just tell you my name. All the cool actors paying teachers write their names on the board!
Alaric: So, if I pout just like this, do you think I look like Jensen Ackles? Just a little bit?
Alaric: I'm your History teacher, not your goddamn German teacher so could someone please tell me how to spell my stupid German last name?!
(No offense to Germans or the name Saltzman)
Alaric: "My name is Alaric Saltzman, I'm your new history teacher. I moonlight as a vampire hunter and am on the hunt to find and kill my wife's abductor, I..." *is cut off* Yes, I said Alaric..."
STUDENT: Professor, you wrote it wrong. It's TMZ, not TZM...
Alaric: It's Alaric, not ALAric, ALaric, ALARic and definitely not Ric! Yes I am looking to you Elena!