The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 71

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Welcome to the 71st edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, our Friday tradition!

This week's Caption Contest winner is Kylee Pyle. Congratulations on a job well done!

The winning entry appears below. Honorable mentions go out to MissBootjah, Azza and Dominique. Thanks to all for playing and best of luck again next time!

Alaric Saltzman Photo

"My name is Alaric Saltzman, your new history teacher. I moonlight as a vampire hunter and am on the hunt to find and kill my wife's abductor, I..." [is cut off] "Yes, I said Alaric..."

Rhianna speranzo

Alaric: No this is not law class. You must have me mistaken for someone else


Today's lesson is all about why we should stick to having human friends...


Ric: class,no passin notes..stefan give me the note elena just passed u.ric *Reads out loud*: stefan,im sorry hav to break up with u coz i love Damon now.. i kissed him n saw him naked.hope u understand,its not u its me..


ric: Bonnie stop playin with ua wand,this isnt Hogwarts..*Bonnie turns Stefan into a hamster n Matt into a raven*


ric: elena,all the cool kids sit at the back,to the left we hav the vampires,middle row witches n the right the werewolves..others lyk Jeremy,well im still deciding..


"Elena, when you say 'sweaty, rugged, adventure, cool off, and bonding' you mean that we...that I...that is...I'm not THAT much older then you, and I'm way younger then the I going to get lucky?"


"Bueller? Beuller? Bueller?"


Alaric: and this is how my vampire wife left me.


Alaric (of stefan): Wait a minute, I went to college with that guy.


My name is Alaric Saltzman and welcome on 'How to kill an Original for dummies'. Yes that means you Elena.

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.