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Rank: Guest Star
July 30th, 2011 4:21 AM
Alaric: Of course I couldn't just tell you my name. All the cool actors playing teachers write their names on the board!
(spelling mistake in the previous one. Reposted this)
July 30th, 2011 2:54 AM
To every new generation a slayer is born!...... That's me bitch.
Rank: Regular Character
July 30th, 2011 1:40 AM
Alaric: Okay, it is the last thing on my mind to teach a class full of vampires, witches and werewolves.
July 30th, 2011 1:05 AM
Look, Damon and I are JUST FRIENDS! It's called a "BROmance", thank you very much.
July 30th, 2011 1:03 AM
Hello, Ladies. Look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me! Sadly, he isn't me. But if he stopped sucking human blood, and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like me.
Rank: Extra
July 30th, 2011 12:58 AM
What? Oh I'm never gonna live the chunky monkey thing down am I?
Rank: Extra
July 30th, 2011 12:54 AM
Alaric: Ok every body, it's Alaric, not Ric. Next person to say Ric will be my staking practice dummy.
Damon: What's up Ric
Alaric: ugh....
July 30th, 2011 12:51 AM
Elle Woods? Oh, my God! It's been years...oh, Caroline! My mistake...
Rank: Guest Star
July 30th, 2011 12:34 AM
Alaric : Damn these writers . Pick a name you want people to call me . ( writing on board Alaric )
Elena : Hey Ric ..
Alaric :Detention and I don't care even if vampires are trying to kill you can't get out of this . Even if I am sleeping with your aunt.
Rank: Guest Star
July 30th, 2011 12:29 AM
Alaric : Yeah .. So I don't know if I'm really ok with having vampires as my students. Well at let I can eat Chunky Monkey.
July 29th, 2011 9:59 PM
Alaric: Anyone of these girls could be the next Chosen One - must call Giles after class!
Rank: Regular Character
July 29th, 2011 9:44 PM
Alaric: Anyone got any idea who we're giving a tribute this week in Glee Club? Alaric Saltzman. And at the end of the week, we will do a group number of "Grab Your Stake" by The Stakists.
Rank: Regular Character
July 29th, 2011 9:38 PM
Alaric: Okay, I think I fooled everyone with my alias. There's just no way they will find out my real name. Wanky Wanky.
Rank: Regular Character
July 29th, 2011 9:36 PM
Alaric: Everything looks good. No gay protests or rainbow flags being lit on fire down this way.
Rank: New User
July 29th, 2011 9:17 PM
"I don't look like a teacher I know, just go with it this is the CW after all people *winks* "
Rank: Extra
July 29th, 2011 8:40 PM
Alaric: Now everyone sit down, or i'm going to roundhouse your ass.
Rank: Regular Character
July 29th, 2011 7:46 PM
*Rick Thinking*: Now, how do I spell my name again?
Rank: Guest Star
July 29th, 2011 6:57 PM
Student:"Alaric Saltzman"? I thought you were Mr.Fitz
Ric: Wrong show......
Rank: Recurring Character
July 29th, 2011 6:36 PM
Alaric: If I catch one more spit ball thrown or note passed, I will stake you so fast you--I mean...uh, detention!
Rank: Guest Star
July 29th, 2011 6:19 PM
Alaric: Of course I couldn't just tell you my name. All the cool actors paying teachers write their names on the board!
Rank: Guest Star
July 29th, 2011 6:16 PM
Alaric: So, if I pout just like this, do you think I look like Jensen Ackles? Just a little bit?
Rank: Regular Character
July 29th, 2011 5:33 PM
Alaric: I'm your History teacher, not your goddamn German teacher so could someone please tell me how to spell my stupid German last name?!
(No offense to Germans or the name Saltzman)
Rank: Extra
July 29th, 2011 5:18 PM
Alaric: "My name is Alaric Saltzman, I'm your new history teacher. I moonlight as a vampire hunter and am on the hunt to find and kill my wife's abductor, I..." *is cut off* Yes, I said Alaric..."
Rank: Recurring Character
July 29th, 2011 5:07 PM
STUDENT: Professor, you wrote it wrong. It's TMZ, not TZM...
July 29th, 2011 4:55 PM
Alaric: It's Alaric, not ALAric, ALaric, ALARic and definitely not Ric! Yes I am looking to you Elena!