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Gossip Girl Auditions
Chace: Hi, I'm Chace, I'm auditioning for the role of Dan Humphrey.
Director: Okay, ACTION!
Blake: So you're taking me to meet your parents on the first date?
Chace: Oh, this is a date! Well, I should've worn my loafers then- Sorry, but what on earth are loafers?!
After Connor Paolo decided to leave the show for Reevenge, Blake Lively and Chace Crawford are leaving for Weeds.
Chace: (Hot damn I am this close to her ass)
Blake: (How come he looks like a sexual predator every time I see him....maybe its time for a restraining order)
Blake: Medical weed, its a sign for getting high and having regretful sex
Chace: Your telling me baby
chase: i know i might not be the brightest spark but this is gossip girl and not weeds right ??
blake: i heard one of us is going to become addicted to marijuana and go to rehab
chase: we both know it wont be me i dont get a decent storyline
blake: stay clear of weed we all know why chuck talks with a whisper
Blake: don't even think about it chase we all seen your mug shot and believe me it wasn't flattering
Chase: neither is a green bag and a orange dress blake
blake : harsh
Nate: I can't believe they made me take a drug test
Serena: I can't believe ur making me hold the brown paper bag
Nate: I can't believe it's not butter.....
Serena: ur not funny Nate
Nate: but ur anal bead necklace is
Serena: Nate if u smoke enough pot I'll let you call me Charlie
Nate: y don't I call u Blair for old times sake
chase: if we get caught im blaming you
blake : hahaha chase im a main character and your basically a extra they dont sack main characters
chase: thats what charlie sheen thought
Blake: Is it illegal to give weed to the producers, so they can be high and think of a better story line?
Chace: Just make sure I get to nail Kaylee Defer
Please welcome...2011 Choice TV actress and actor...maybe in season 5 they will actually have story lines!
Blake: This is a new sign and God knows I don't read. So, can you tell me what does it say?
Chace: They're giving candies away for free. Be here at 10 o'clock.
blake: i heard this stuff stunts your growth
chase: wont make much difference to you your legs go on forever
blake: ive told you chase i dont do drugs
chase: the producers cant hear you blake
blake: quick give me some
blake: they dont do drug testing at work do they?
nate: ive never been caught so no
while on location filming a scene
serena: nate i think im pregnant ... oooh look chase weed
producers : dont even think about it blake!
nate: serena ! i told you to go incognito and you wear something like that, we dont want to be spotted buying weed , look two guys have just checked you out
chase: do you think if i give the producers some weed they might give me a decent storyline
Gossip Girl: Spotted, the two most known sex addicts are taking their addiction to a new level. Mix marijuana and sex together and you get a new affidavit for Season 5.
Serena: Told you the dealer was Vanessa
Nate: Yea and Jenny is behind the billboard
Blake: the only difference between medical marijuana and non medical marijuana is that they have the word "Medical" in it. Making it completely safe
Chace: Yep, its the only way to get with the ladies.
Blake: Since I have been nominated as the best actress for the Teen Choice Awards......
Chace: For me, its the best sex scene, or best character to sleep with every female character on the show