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Leighton - for someone that makes $60000 per episode and is the face of chanel you'd think you would own this amazing thing called a brush Blake or does Leo like the dumpster look.
Blake - Don't be jealous that Leighton just because I'm dating Leo.
Leighton - I'm not jealous I pity you because by the end of the year Leo will have found his new hot blonde who brushes there hair and that won't be you
Blair:serena you need to make bffs with a brush!
Blake: So yeah last night me and leanardo wen't out to eat and then we got in a car accident and i forgot my overnight things...
Leighton: Last night i ate candy and watched Limitless with my dog.
Blake: ...we need to find you a new boyfriend. fast.
Serena: Since when do you wear sweatshirts?
Blair: Since i am trying to hide that i'm pregnant with a baby that is not my fiancees. Since when is your hair a mess? Oh wait. All the time.
Serena: What do you think of my new style?
Blair: It looks like Vanessa did it.
Serena: *Gasp* How'd you know? Did she do yours too?
blair: serena i told you not to put your finger in the socket silly girl
Spotted: Blair Waldorf and Serena van der Woodsen looking totally WTF and OMFG @ the same time!
Blair: Serena, I said wear a hoodie! We're meant to blend into Brooklyn.
Serena: Blair, I don't know what a hoodie is!
Blair: Who doesn't know what a hoodie is? You dated Dan Humphrey! You can't get more 'street' than that!
Serena: Well, I didn't brush my hair. Does that help?
Blair: Serena, it's Brooklyn not a homeless shelter! They do brush their hair here! You know sometimes you can be so narrow minded Serena!
(Serena stares at Blair)
(Serena continues to stare at Blair)
Blair: I'm just saying, you could really hurt Dan's feelings saying things like that. Dan's my friend now. I care about him.
Anyway, we don't have time for this. Our mission is time sensitive! Quick, let's stand by a subway and pretend we're about to go down there.
Blair: So, how did it happen?
Serena: Well, we had been drinking, and we went over to his apartment, and we had some more drinks and suddenly my clothes came off...
Blair: I mean your hair, not your pregnancy.
Blair : omg! is that you in those pictures?
Serena : Ofcourse not, I think it's Jenny
Blair: So you won a teen choice award. that doesn't give you the right to scare the living daylights out of people. Dorota, get us a straightener.
Leighton: See I told you, this is what happens when you date a DiCaprio.
Blake: I told the director, "No way, I'm doing this scene". They ask me to dress up as a vampire. I do it anyway. How's my vampire look?
Leighton(mumbles): Looks more like a banshee but that will do.
Serena: Holy crap Dan! It's big!
Blair: Wow. It's really big. Extraordinaly big!
Serena: Where do you get this dog?
Leighton: Ever heard of a flat iron or Straightener?
Blake: Yea in Season 1-4
Leighton: too tired to swear now?
Blake: Shut up, trying to prove I'm a Kids Choice Award winner
Leighton: More like the wicked witch of the west winner right now.
Blair: Okay, maybe you should let go of that.
Serena: But it makes me feel good...
Blake: okay Leigthon I'm ready to play Kelly on the remake of Country Strong.
Leighton: can you even sing?
Blake:And you think you can haha
Blair: I think you just stepped on crap...
Serena: If you knew what I did last night, the crap wouldn't surprise you...
leighton : how come your hair is so big?
blake: because its full of secrets
S: I'm drunk.
B: Believe me, S, your mouth isn't the only thing that's telling me that.
S: The note says 'Sucked in i escaped. Love Eric'.
Blake: Do I really look that bad?
Leighton: Uuuuh here S, some good old fashion weed to make the hair grow fonder
Blake: I'm drunk
Leighton: Obviously, you reek of Dicaprios' cologne, weed from the previous caption contest and some of Nates' girly perfume.
Serena: Took too much fizzle in my dizzle.....
Blair: Since I know you are high on something, I am going to say this. You never made much sense