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  1. Paige

    Leighton - for someone that makes $60000 per episode and is the face of chanel you'd think you would own this amazing thing called a brush Blake or does Leo like the dumpster look.
    Blake - Don't be jealous that Leighton just because I'm dating Leo.
    Leighton - I'm not jealous I pity you because by the end of the year Leo will have found his new hot blonde who brushes there hair and that won't be you

  2. Starz

    Blair:serena you need to make bffs with a brush!

  3. GossipGleek {CB & FR FTW!}
    Rank: Guest Star

    Blake: So yeah last night me and leanardo wen't out to eat and then we got in a car accident and i forgot my overnight things...
    Leighton: Last night i ate candy and watched Limitless with my dog.
    Blake: ...we need to find you a new boyfriend. fast.

  4. GossipGleek {CB & FR FTW!}
    Rank: Guest Star

    Serena: Since when do you wear sweatshirts?
    Blair: Since i am trying to hide that i'm pregnant with a baby that is not my fiancees. Since when is your hair a mess? Oh wait. All the time.

  5. LoverlyLola
    Rank: Extra

    Serena: What do you think of my new style?
    Blair: It looks like Vanessa did it.
    Serena: *Gasp* How'd you know? Did she do yours too?

  6. leanne

    blair: serena i told you not to put your finger in the socket silly girl

  7. Amie

    Spotted: Blair Waldorf and Serena van der Woodsen looking totally WTF and OMFG @ the same time!

  8. GossiperGirl

    Blair: Serena, I said wear a hoodie! We're meant to blend into Brooklyn.
    Serena: Blair, I don't know what a hoodie is!
    Blair: Who doesn't know what a hoodie is? You dated Dan Humphrey! You can't get more 'street' than that!
    Serena: Well, I didn't brush my hair. Does that help?
    Blair: Serena, it's Brooklyn not a homeless shelter! They do brush their hair here! You know sometimes you can be so narrow minded Serena!
    (Serena stares at Blair)
    Blair: What?
    (Serena continues to stare at Blair)
    Blair: I'm just saying, you could really hurt Dan's feelings saying things like that. Dan's my friend now. I care about him.
    Anyway, we don't have time for this. Our mission is time sensitive! Quick, let's stand by a subway and pretend we're about to go down there.

  9. Emma

    Blair: So, how did it happen?
    Serena: Well, we had been drinking, and we went over to his apartment, and we had some more drinks and suddenly my clothes came off...
    Blair: I mean your hair, not your pregnancy.

  10. Jordan

    Blair : omg! is that you in those pictures?
    Serena : Ofcourse not, I think it's Jenny

  11. eternaldreamist
    Rank: Extra

    Blair: So you won a teen choice award. that doesn't give you the right to scare the living daylights out of people. Dorota, get us a straightener.

  12. AmaranthKitti
    Rank: Leading Character

    Leighton: See I told you, this is what happens when you date a DiCaprio.

  13. Aquariuz (=liarsunited)
    Rank: Regular Character

    Blake: I told the director, "No way, I'm doing this scene". They ask me to dress up as a vampire. I do it anyway. How's my vampire look?
    Leighton(mumbles): Looks more like a banshee but that will do.

  14. Aquariuz (=liarsunited)
    Rank: Regular Character

    Serena: Holy crap Dan! It's big!
    Blair: Wow. It's really big. Extraordinaly big!
    Serena: Where do you get this dog?

  15. AmaranthKitti
    Rank: Leading Character

    Leighton: Ever heard of a flat iron or Straightener?
    Blake: Yea in Season 1-4

  16. AmaranthKitti
    Rank: Leading Character

    Blake: Fudge
    Leighton: too tired to swear now?
    Blake: Shut up, trying to prove I'm a Kids Choice Award winner
    Leighton: More like the wicked witch of the west winner right now.

  17. Patrick Anthony Broadnax Patrick Anthony Broadnax
    Rank: Guest Star

    Blair: Okay, maybe you should let go of that.
    Serena: But it makes me feel good...

  18. Fernando

    Blake: okay Leigthon I'm ready to play Kelly on the remake of Country Strong.

    Leighton: can you even sing?

    Blake:And you think you can haha

  19. kmiS

    Blair: I think you just stepped on crap...
    Serena: If you knew what I did last night, the crap wouldn't surprise you...

  20. leanne

    leighton : how come your hair is so big?

    blake: because its full of secrets

  21. math eugenio

    S: I'm drunk.
    B: Believe me, S, your mouth isn't the only thing that's telling me that.

  22. dee123

    S: The note says 'Sucked in i escaped. Love Eric'.

  23. AmaranthKitti
    Rank: Leading Character

    Blake: Do I really look that bad?
    Leighton: Uuuuh here S, some good old fashion weed to make the hair grow fonder

  24. AmaranthKitti
    Rank: Leading Character

    Blake: I'm drunk
    Leighton: Obviously, you reek of Dicaprios' cologne, weed from the previous caption contest and some of Nates' girly perfume.

  25. AmaranthKitti
    Rank: Leading Character

    Serena: Took too much fizzle in my dizzle.....
    Blair: Since I know you are high on something, I am going to say this. You never made much sense


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