Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 273

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Welcome to the 273rd Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest at TV Fanatic!

This week's Caption Contest winner is leotorres2704. Congratulations!

The winning entry appears below. Honorable mentions go out to synjo12, Aquariuz and halliwellmusta. Thanks to all for playing and good luck next week!

The Callie Issue

Dear Shonda:

If I'm going to stay for Season 9 my contract should have these terms:

- I only appear in 10 episodes. In the ones I'm not, the other characters will ask for me.
- The show will be called either "Callie's Anatomy" or "Calzona's Anatomy".
- My paycheck will be doubled twice per season.

I HOPE (read this with anger) we can reach a deal. Thank you!


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Eric: Wait! You're the script writer from the very first place? Then why are you getting such a lame storyline?


@ leotorres2704
Eres el mejor!!!
You're the best!!!


Callie: Hotdog or Burger... Hotdog or burger... What do you think Mark?
Mark: Er...I was just coming in to tell you there's been a massive collision.
Callie: What - again?
Mark: Seattle has to have the world's worst and stupidest drivers. Ever.
Callie: Why won't Shonda let me have my Hotdog break?!?!?!


Dear Shonda: if I'm going to stay in GA for season 9 my contract should have this terms:
-I only appear in 10 episodes. In the ones I'm not, the rest of the characters will ask for me.
-The show will be called either "Callie's Anatomy" or "Calzona's Anatomy".
-My pay chack will be doubled up twice per season.
I HOPE (read this with anger) we can reach a deal. Thank you!


Callie: " Stop looking at me like you've seen me naked "
Mark: " Are you kidding me, I don't look at you that way anymore. I'm proud of the mother of my child "


Callie: WOuld you A: take her to a movie or B: take her to dinner?
Mark: B.
Callie: Alright I'm adding up your scores.... okay. You are a man with potential who just needs to find himself.
Mark: Omigod I never thought of that.


Mark: You look frustrated. I need sex. What do you think?
Callie: Okay, what does one have to do with the other?


Fuck off Mark!


Mark: On the birth certificate you listed my name instead of the babies name!
Calie: bad!


Mark: Are you seriously signing your own sick note, when your in a room full of doctors?

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Grey's Anatomy Quotes

When we say things like "people don't change" it drives scientist crazy because change is literally the only constant in all of science. Energy. Matter. It's always changing, morphing, merging, growing, dying. It's the way people try not to change that's unnatural. The way we cling to what things were instead of letting things be what they are. The way we cling to old memories instead of forming new ones. The way we insist on believing despite every scientific indication that anything in this lifetime is permanent. Change is constant. How we experience change that's up to us. It can feel like death or it can feel like a second chance at life. If we open our fingers, loosen our grips, go with it, it can feel like pure adrenaline. Like at any moment we can have another chance at life. Like at any moment, we can be born all over again.


Callie: Did anyone ever think you two were a couple?
Meredith: No, because we screw boys like whores on tequila.
Cristina: Then we either try to marry them or drown ourselves.
Callie: Huh.