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Mark: Don't you think its a little late in the career for an aptitude test?
Mark: Callie, we don't have to write diaries. It's that other show.
Mark: Are you seriously cheating off your diagnosis paper from Google?
Callie: Yep. Apparently someone had this same case of weird vampire-like bitings on their feet.
Callie: Dear Diary; Slept with Mark last night! Not sure that was my best ever decision. But Arizona's in Malawi, so she'll never ever find out.
Callie: I'm putting in my resignation so I can spend every day with Sophia Mark: WHAT! WHY!
Sloan: Your leg amputation started ten minutes ago.
Callie: Hold on, I just finished page 45... I almost won a 100 dollar gift card for Kohls and a free Ipad 2!
Callie: This is not good...Not good at all.
Mark: What is it? What's wrong?
Callie: I cannot find any Calzona spoilers for season 8.
Mark: Is that what I think it is?
Callie: Yup, a recommendation to the clinic in Mowali for Arizona....Maybe now they will hire her back
Mark: And we can finally stop pretending we're just "friends"
Callie: You said it babe..I jonesing for some sorbet tonite
Mark:Aren't you working overtime?
Callie: I took Adele's case. I and Richard will work together over that.
Mark: Want to break my bone again?
Mark: You are doing what?
Callie: I prepare document's for Zola's adoption. Mereditj gives her back because she does not want to be single mother. I take Zola And I'll raise her together with Sofia.
Callie(thinking): Baily went and I am doing the chief resident's job now. I don't like her style as chief. Idesere the post more because I am disciplened and dilligent. Mark stays at the door. I want his sex.His sexual sorbet I want to be. This evening we will go out together and we will have time.
Mark: A penny for your thoughts.
Mark:What are you writig?
Callie: I'm writing farewell biding letter to you.
Calliie: I'll show it to my baby Sofia when she grows up.
Mark: I think you are going to lie about the kind of relationship
Mark:Are you writing farewell letter to Arizona before to run away with me? I made you proposal both to you and Sofia.
Cally:No. My baby will not help you for that,Mark.
Mark: Hello! Callie Callie
Callie: Oh hi!
Mark: What's that your filling in?
Callie: Just the adoption papers, decided i don't want a kid after all.
Mark: You said what?
Callie: ADOPTION PAPERS
Mark: like balony you are she's my kid. MY KID!
mark: pound cake??
callie: not gonna happen.
"No Mark, I don't want your pickle, stop asking"
Mark: Have you decided yet?
Callie:Despite my excellent list I don't think Arizona will agree to become polygamist
Mark: Aww shucks!
Mark: Torres i need you! Your crack baby won't fall asleep and all the nurses whom i slept/knocked up are still boycotting me!
Mark: What you doing?
Callie: Checking Tv Fanatic for Bones spoilers.
Mark: Is this because no one gives a damn about ortho in this hospital and you'd like to change to a place where you're not worth just for the soap opera part?
Callie: No! THIER KID CAN'T BE CUTTIER THAN MINE!!
Mark: Any news on what kind of hell we'll go through next season?
Callie:Forget it, were back to background and Merder are up on the pedestal again...
Mark: Do you think that we'll more screen time than them if we adopt an asian baby?
Mark: What are you doing?
Callie: Well apparently, I'm going to have a baby, a car accident, and a wedding so I'd like to see just where all this money is coming from.
Callie: *silence* Well, this is a little awkward.
Mark: I thought it was meant to be meaningful?
Callie: You have to stand still, Mark, if you want me to draw a nice portrait of you.
Mark: *Maybe if I stare hard enough at her, her clothes will fall off...*
Callie: I heard that, Mark!
Mark: Oh sorry, I didn't realise I said that out loud. *pause* Will it work?
Callie: ...I'll let you know...