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ISOBEL: And here lays my first pony. Cotton Cloud.
ELENA: Are you for real?
Elena: You know there doesn't say Isobel...
Isobel: Shut up Elena! I think I just stepped over a bubblegum...
"Here lies Isobel. The most self-centered back-stabbing egomaniac mother that ever run the earth."
Isobel: Elena i have a confession Elijah is ur real father but now he's dead.
Elena: Come again??
Isobel : Damon you were wrong she is the worst company in the world! i mean we're in a cemetery Elena lighten up!
Elena: Um this is a really weird family reunion.
Isobel: See, Elena? This is what happens if you live two days in Mystic Falls.
Elena: "Killing yourself in front of me doesn't really help solving my mommy issues."
Elena: "You know Isobel, being here doesn't exactly help my 'gloomy graveyard girl' image..."
Isobel: "You can say many things about Amy Winehouse, but she had some great hair..."