The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 73

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It was a tight Vampire Diaries Caption Contest this week.

Our thanks go out to all participants, most notably Eliza, who submitted the runner-up entry. It made us laugh, but not as hard as the submission posted below, sent in by austicremarks. Thank you again to all and remember:

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Elena: Well I have lost five parents in the past two years...
Let's Party!!!!!!


Alaric: Uhhh Katherine??
Katherine acting as Elena: It's me
Damon: He is looped up on the liquor. I'll be right back
Katherine: You know that Bourbon is MINE!! I found it!!


Elena: Ok....lets go over this again, shall we? 1 Damon bite is $20, 1 Damon bite with his t-shirt off - $40, 1 Damon bite with me watching is $50, 1 Damon bite with my t-shirt off is $60...these are the day prices...interested in the night prices?


Elena: Jenna, Isobel and John are dead Stefan is capture and ho the hell knows were and I'm here celebrating one more year of life.


can you guys seriously stop staring at my breasts?


Alaric, what's going on? Elena, Damon's crying again. Damon, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh


elena: what's going on out here?
alaric: (a little drunkenly) no-nothing.. are you having a - good time???
elena: not really. are you? I know your upset, but Jenna wouldn't want you to do this to yourself..
damon: unless shes holding a grudge.. (smirks)
alaric: I'm sorry.. I just.. I miss her..and all the things we used to do.. together.. alone..
elena: (sighs) I know, we all miss her.. hey! STOP staring at my breasts!
damon: why? everyones doing it these days..

Rhianna speranzo

Elena: Doesn't anyone else find it weird that I only talk to a few people yet this house is filled with so many for my birthday?

Rhianna speranzo

Birthday parties: The perfect time for product placement.


Ric n Damon: Go shorty its ua birthday,we gonna party like its ua birthday.we gonna sip bourbon lyk its ua bday n u know we dont give a f**k coz its ua bday!

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.