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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 73

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It was a tight Vampire Diaries Caption Contest this week.

Our thanks go out to all participants, most notably Eliza, who submitted the runner-up entry. It made us laugh, but not as hard as the submission posted below, sent in by austicremarks. Thank you again to all and remember:

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The Vampire Diaries Season 3: The Year No One Got A Haircut.

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Elena: Well I have lost five parents in the past two years...
Let's Party!!!!!!

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Alaric: Uhhh Katherine??
Katherine acting as Elena: It's me
Damon: He is looped up on the liquor. I'll be right back
Katherine: You know that Bourbon is MINE!! I found it!!

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Elena: Ok....lets go over this again, shall we? 1 Damon bite is $20, 1 Damon bite with his t-shirt off - $40, 1 Damon bite with me watching is $50, 1 Damon bite with my t-shirt off is $60...these are the day prices...interested in the night prices?

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Elena: Jenna, Isobel and John are dead Stefan is capture and ho the hell knows were and I'm here celebrating one more year of life.

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can you guys seriously stop staring at my breasts?

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Alaric, what's going on? Elena, Damon's crying again. Damon, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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elena: what's going on out here?
alaric: (a little drunkenly) no-nothing.. are you having a - good time???
elena: not really. are you? I know your upset, but Jenna wouldn't want you to do this to yourself..
damon: unless shes holding a grudge.. (smirks)
alaric: I'm sorry.. I just.. I miss her..and all the things we used to do.. together.. alone..
elena: (sighs) I know, we all miss her.. hey! STOP staring at my breasts!
damon: why? everyones doing it these days..

Rhianna speranzo

Elena: Doesn't anyone else find it weird that I only talk to a few people yet this house is filled with so many for my birthday?

Rhianna speranzo

Birthday parties: The perfect time for product placement.

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Ric n Damon: Go shorty its ua birthday,we gonna party like its ua birthday.we gonna sip bourbon lyk its ua bday n u know we dont give a f**k coz its ua bday!

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

I wanna say thank you for giving me everything I always wanted. A love to consume me, and passion, and adventure. There's nothing more I could ever want than for it to last forever, but it can't. This is the last time I'm gonna see you. This is goodbye, Damon.

Elena [to Damon]
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