Ashton Kutcher Records New Two and a Half Men Opening

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It's official: Ashton Kutcher is part of the Two and a Half Men cast.

Yes, the actor signed a contract months ago, has appeared in a couple promotional sports and has already taped his first episode. But no transformation could be complete without a new opening credit sequence, which hit the Internet today.

Watch below, as Kutcher, Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones tell the world how they are "men men men men manly men men men..."

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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: For every gorgeous woman out there's a guy tired of banging her.
Alan: But that guy is never me.

Charlie: You're like an Alzheimer's patient in a whorehouse.
Alan: What do you mean?
Charlie: You're constantly surprised that you're getting screwed, and you don't want to pay for it