Ashton Kutcher Records New Two and a Half Men Opening

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It's official: Ashton Kutcher is part of the Two and a Half Men cast.

Yes, the actor signed a contract months ago, has appeared in a couple promotional sports and has already taped his first episode. But no transformation could be complete without a new opening credit sequence, which hit the Internet today.

Watch below, as Kutcher, Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones tell the world how they are "men men men men manly men men men..."

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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Jake: If drinking makes you feel bad, why do you drink?
Charlie: Nobody likes a smart ass, kid.
Jake: You have to put a dollar in the swear jar. You said "ass."
Charlie: Tell you what. Here's a twenty. That ought to cover me until lunch

Woman [to Charlie about Jake]: You guys are really great together.
Charlie: Thanks.
Woman: Your wife must be proud.
Charlie: Oh, no, I'm not married.
Woman: Too bad.
Charlie: Wow, you're even better than a dog