Glee Season Premiere Review: They've Got the Beat!

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A return to basics. A focus on the core characters. The elimination of stunt casting and theme episodes and PSA-like messages of the week.

Ryan Murphy and company promised all of these improvements and more in the weeks leading up to the Glee season premiere, "The Purple Piano Project," and it's very safe to say: the show delivered. Big time.

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There was no agenda, be it related to sex or drugs or homosexuality. Instead, there was simply time spent with New Directions and the realistic problems many of them would face in real life. Best case in point: Rachel and Kurt.

Come on, TV Fanatics, admit it: who out there has not been in a similar situation to the one these two experienced when they walked in on that incredible group of talented teens? You reside within a bubble of your small town or high school, you excel at something among your peers and you have no idea that a gigantic world exists beyond those hallways.

Heck, I was a 6'0" Jewish kid who thought, in eighth grade, that my basketball jersey might one day be retired at Duke University. It's funny to think about now, and embarrassing to write, but it was legitimately dream-crushing at the time to realize just how my skills compared to many others out there. But at least Rachel and Kurt, following a good cry, aren't giving up.

I'll take a pep talk-giving, Senior Class President-running, happily and steadily-dating-Blaine Kurt Hummel any time over the whining victim this character morphed into last season. Well done, Glee.

Quinn, of course, has gone in the opposite direction. She isn't embracing her inner Gleek, she's rejecting it. Again, though, this happens all the time. High school students can't be expected to truly know who they are and many of them, girls especially, run with different crowds over the years. Does this seem sudden and drastic, considering the Quinn Fabray who only cared about winning prom queen just a few months earlier? Yes.

But Glee had to make some serious changes and is essentially admitting as much. I'm fine with that. Bring on the practically clean slate, I say.

Except when it comes to Will and Emma. It was startling to see these two as a full-fledged couple already, sleeping in the same bed and acting like everything Wemma fans always imagined they could be. I'm glad they're there, and really glad for Will's sake that Emma now knows what it feels like to be aroused, but it would have been nice to have watched their progress, instead of being thrown right into bed with them (especially when a certain body part of Will's wakes up early. TMI alert!).

Will's private region isn't the area I'm interested in, though. Let's focus instead on his spine. Who knew the guy had one?!? Firing Santana, disallowing Sugar from becoming a member, glitter-bombing Sue. Like the changes the show made to Kurt, all I can say is: bravo. I'll stop pining now for Holly Holiday to coach New Directions.

Rachel in the Choir Room

Fortunately, some characters remain the same. Brittany still thinks her nipples are piece of pepperoni, Santana is still a proud, straightforward diva, Sue is still... Sue. It had grown tiresome to watch her tear into Will and the club all the time, and her run for Congress even possesses it own hint of realism. No, not that a rapist could try to snag the position from prison.

But that many people out there really do look down on the arts and with the economy tanking across the nation, it's entirely conceivable that a platform to eliminate this program in public schools really could gain traction. I mean, Sue Sylvester on a state-wide stage? If she demands a dress code made of nothing but track suits, she might even get my vote.

Closing thoughts:

  • Shalom, blogosphere. As soon as I heard these opening words, I had a feeling we were in for a fun hour.
  • An early reference to the Comments section on blogs? Nice little nod to Internet critics of season two.
  • Kurt and Blaine watch The Bachelorette together. Anyone surprised?
  • What about toast? Bread's already been baked. I don't get why you need to cook it again. What would the odds have been on Becky uttering the funniest line of the night?
  • A perfect number of performances for an episode, each fitting snugly into ongoing storylines and each just so darn catchy. With the New Directions once again underdogs, no, we can't stop their beat. Why would we want to?

Finally, because it's been awhile, remember: we update our Glee quotes and Glee music section instantly, as soon as episodes conclude, every single week. Visit them now to be reminded of an outstanding season premiere and sound off: WHAT DID YOU THINK?


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@jewel: Santana wasn't just "not loyal." She lit their pianos on fire, which was not only a symbolic hate gesture, but was also a destruction of public property and a crime...
And regardless of acceptance, being able to hold a single note of pitch is generally a requirement to join a show choir... Especially one as small in number as this one.
Rachel and Kurt weren't upset because those people were better than them. They were upset because they realize that the two of them not being as good as them meant that they were unlikely to succeed in their dreams, which is a very, very sad realization to make.
And I'd like to point out that this episode didn't have a sad boy in a wheel chair pining over the dancer girlfriend that left him because he couldn't walk. It also didn't have an evil love triangle, or a homophobe threatening to kill Kurt, or Rachel being a bitch to... well... anyone, for once. Internally, there's pretty much no drama in there right now.


Sorry to say this, but this episode was worse than anthing in S2 (including the PSA-like episodes). I thought Glee was suppposed to be a show about accepting who you are and embracing others. A feel-good show. But what I saw last night couldn't have been further from that. Rachel (and Kurt, but I've sort of come to expect that from him) CRYING in the car just because Harmony is as good a performer as they are? Will not letting Sugar join Glee club and kicking Santana out just so they could win Nationals? Doesn't this contradict everything he's been saying for the past 2 seasons about team spirit and inclusivenesss? Yes Sugar couldn't sing, and Sanatana wasn't the most loyal person in Glee club, but did that ever stop him from letting people in before? Oh, and don't even get me started on how the whole "West Side Story" and class president storylines are bound to make everyone even more competitive. The New Directions have enough to worry about with Sue's campaign heating up without making enemies of each other, too. This episode was so far from sending the messages of togetherness and team spirit that Glee has always managed to, that I actually statred to feel bad about MYSELF. Yes, I understand that a good conflict betweeen characters makes for great television, and Glee has had some great ones in the past. But that's not ALL the show's about. I love watching the supportive scenes between the characters just as much, and from the looks of this episode, there doesn't seem to be much of a balance between the two. As of right now, I'm much more interested in everyone's inner conflicts about the future. I'd much rather see how the characters deal with their own personal struggles than watch an hour long screaming match between them every week from now until May. Everything mentioned above ruined any hope I have for things that I was initially looking forward to. Yes, I was hoping that Blaine would join New Directions, but now all I see that could come from this is one more person for everyone to fight with. After all the drama in the choir room at the end of the episode, I couldn't even enjoy the "You Can't Stop The Beat" performance. So far this season looks like it's gonna be one big fight between everyone, and if that's the case, this is gonna be one lo-o-o-ng year.


I just love the fact that you people erased my comment about your error :D


Why, when they were singing the final song, did they focus on a particularly unflattering shot of Brittany cross-eyed? Was that deliberate, it looked really weird?


btw, i thought that Pearce as Harmony couldn't look worse, i am sorry but she looked like that dress somebody else's, it looked horrible on her, she looked huge and even her face wasn't as good looking as in the project


Noooooo! We're being invaded by Rachel clones!!


I laughed soo hard when Rachel started to cry at Lunch!!
"I have peperonni on my bra!"
"Those are your nipples."LOL


I'm suprised!! The first song doesn't come until 16 minutes!


When Quinn's like 40 and her kids see pictures of her with pink hair and a Ryan Secreast tatoo she'll regret it...


I believe Rachel and Kurt are planning a little bi t oo much

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