Gossip Girl Caption Contest 171

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Welcome to the 171st Gossip Girl Caption Contest at TV Fanatic!

This week's Caption Contest winner isĀ queenbee94! Congrats!

The winning entry appears below. Honorable mentions go out to honeygirl and Amie. Thanks to everyone for playing and best of luck again in next week's Gossip Girl Caption Contest!

Blair is in Business

Serena van der Woodsen
Vanessa Abrams
Jenny Humphrey
Lady Catherine
Bree Buckley
Juliet Sharp
Raina Thorpe
Dan Humphrey
Cousin Charlie

Blair: Nate, look! I found someone new you can hook up with next season!


Blair: Manipulation of feelings, check. Degrade myself into becoming the Princess of Monaco so finding a job like this is unnecessary, check. Tell Humphrey to stop stalking my every move...what am I? Serena Van Der Woodsen? Chuck Bass?


Blair: If anybody is ever going to read those magazines it will be the Brooklyn detainees and the homeless people.


Tyra: Why am I in the scheme?
Blair: So you can be with Nate Archibald when he comes back from LA.


Blair: Looks like our plan to get Vanessa off the show from earlier this season actually worked!


Blair: I am Top Bitch, nobody can beat me. Not even Tyra Banks


Blair: Why am I judging the Skanky Whoreness Award....that is Serena's department


Blair: Why's TV Fanatic's staff not giving me a call to help up with their redesigning? I'm amazing at that.


Serena van der Woodsen (crossed out)
Vanessa Abrams (crossed out)
Jenny Humphrey (crossed out)
Lady Catherine (crossed out)
Bree Buckley (crossed out)
Juliet Sharp (crossed out)
Raina Thorpe (crossed out)
Dan Humphrey (crossed out)
Cousin Charlie Blair: Nate, look! I found someone new you can hook up with next season!


Serena van der Woodsen crossed out
Vanessa Abrams crossed out
Jenny Humphrey crossed out
Lady Catherine crossed out
Bree Buckley crossed out
Juliet Sharp crossed out
Raina Thorpe crossed out
Dan Humphrey crossed out
Cousin Charlie Blair: Nate, look! I found someone new you can hook up with next season!


Mrs Blair Bass (crossed out)
Mrs Blair Waldorf-Bass (crossed out)
Her Royal Highness Princess Blair Grimaldi of Monaco (underlined and circled)

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Gossip Girl Quotes

Blair: Fashion is the most powerful art there is. It's movement, design and architecture all in one. It shows the world who we are and who we'd like to be. Just like your scarf suggests that you'd like to sell used cars.
Dan: Vanessa gave me this scarf.

[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.