Gossip Girl Caption Contest 172

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Welcome to the 172nd Gossip Girl Caption Contest at TV Fanatic, where readers submit their best caption(s) for a photo from the CW drama! Ready to flex your creative muscle? Let's do it up.

This week's Caption Contest winner, based on the photo from the Season 5 premiere, "Yes, Then Zero," airing Monday, September 26, is iwatchtoomuchtv. Congratulations and well done!

Honorable mentions go out to brittmli, Kylee Pyle and queenbee94. The winning entry appears below. Thanks to all for playing, and best of luck again in next week's Caption Contest!


Serena: Everyone in Hollywood reinvents themselves.
Nate (whispering to Chuck): So this is where she got the nose job?
Chuck: Yes, but more importantly the boob job.

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Serena: hey! what are you two doing here?
Nate: we're doing an intervention
Chuck: i'm filling in for Blair who's busy planning a wedding she saw on gossip girl that you were wearing that hideous skirt and she sent us here to take you back to Manhattan before your dressing gets any worse!


Chuck: I'm Doug MacRay and this is... Nate: And I'm Hal Jordan. Serena: And you two are stalking me. Let go of my part-time jobs. I have them all listed in the brown envelope.


Serena: Look, if I open my mouth wide enough, I could easily swallow that little guy back there. Like, all the way.
Nate: Take me now.


Serena: Look, if I open my mouth wide enough I could totally eat the head of that guy in the background! *bites at the air randomly*
Chuck: What have I gotten myself into?!


Chuck: Serena... did you do your own hair?!


Nate: You know, just because I'm pretty doesn't mean I'm not smart.
Chuck: ...I think that's Serena's line.
Serena: No, it's his.


Chuck: So which one of us will get the honor of sleeping with you tonight?
Nate: I told him it would be me but he don't believe it.
Serena: It will be neither one of you until you tell me I am pretty and smart.


Blake/Serena: Its my new mermaid look since the red hair was a fashion no.


Blake/Serena: Its my new mermaid look since the red was a fashion no.


Serena: hey lets do a quickie!

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