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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 172

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Welcome to the 172nd Gossip Girl Caption Contest at TV Fanatic, where readers submit their best caption(s) for a photo from the CW drama! Ready to flex your creative muscle? Let's do it up.

This week's Caption Contest winner, based on the photo from the Season 5 premiere, "Yes, Then Zero," airing Monday, September 26, is iwatchtoomuchtv. Congratulations and well done!

Honorable mentions go out to brittmli, Kylee Pyle and queenbee94. The winning entry appears below. Thanks to all for playing, and best of luck again in next week's Caption Contest!

Cherenate

Serena: Everyone in Hollywood reinvents themselves.
Nate (whispering to Chuck): So this is where she got the nose job?
Chuck: Yes, but more importantly the boob job.

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Serena: hey! what are you two doing here?
Nate: we're doing an intervention
Chuck: i'm filling in for Blair who's busy planning a wedding she saw on gossip girl that you were wearing that hideous skirt and she sent us here to take you back to Manhattan before your dressing gets any worse!

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Chuck: I'm Doug MacRay and this is... Nate: And I'm Hal Jordan. Serena: And you two are stalking me. Let go of my part-time jobs. I have them all listed in the brown envelope.

Queenbee94

Serena: Look, if I open my mouth wide enough, I could easily swallow that little guy back there. Like, all the way.
Nate: Take me now.

Queenbee94

Serena: Look, if I open my mouth wide enough I could totally eat the head of that guy in the background! *bites at the air randomly*
Chuck: What have I gotten myself into?!

Queenbee94

Chuck: Serena... did you do your own hair?!

Queenbee94

Nate: You know, just because I'm pretty doesn't mean I'm not smart.
Chuck: ...I think that's Serena's line.
Serena: No, it's his.

Danielle50

Chuck: So which one of us will get the honor of sleeping with you tonight?
Nate: I told him it would be me but he don't believe it.
Serena: It will be neither one of you until you tell me I am pretty and smart.

Kittiwitti

Blake/Serena: Its my new mermaid look since the red hair was a fashion no.

Kittiwitti

Blake/Serena: Its my new mermaid look since the red was a fashion no.

Kittiwitti

Serena: hey lets do a quickie!

Gossip Girl Quotes

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl

Pathetic! Suburban moralists in mom jeans. I'd pity them if I wasn't worried they'd spill orange soda on my Christian Louboutins.

Blair