Serena: What are you guys doing here?
Nate: Did you hear something, Chuck?
Chuck: Nope. Just another cheap hooker from Hollywood Boulevard.
Serena: Very funny. That's actually cheap and "classy" hooker for you, Chuck.
Nate: Yeah right. More like cheap and "trashy."
AmaranthKitti Rank: Leading Character
September 13th, 2011 10:12 PM
Chuck: Under my jacket is a T-Shirt saying this "I am with useless"
Serena: Under mine is actual breasts.
queenbee94 Rank: Regular Character
September 13th, 2011 5:59 PM
2007
Blake: Good news,Ed - I'm going to play Blair on the show! Bring on the champagne and the limo sex!
Ed: Actually, they've given the part to someone else. You'll be plaing Serena. So instead of playing the love of my life you'll get to have a hot sex scene with Chace here.
Blake: Oh.. yay.
queenbee94 Rank: Regular Character
September 13th, 2011 5:16 PM
Nate: How you doin'?
queenbee94 Rank: Regular Character
September 13th, 2011 5:16 PM
Serena: What are we celebrating?
Chuck: Nate's new job at Abercrombie.
luffy_d_monkey
September 13th, 2011 5:21 AM
Serena to Chuck: Thank you for the picking me up.
Chuck: I'm just paying my debt.
Nate: I'm just tagging along.
Serena to Nate: I know you love me. XOXO, S. (laughs)
luffy_d_monkey
September 13th, 2011 5:20 AM
Serena to Chuck: Thank you for the picking me up.
Chuck: I'm just paying my debt.
Nate: I'm just tagging along.
Serena to Nate: I know you love me. XOXO, S.
ilovechair
September 12th, 2011 11:10 PM
serena: look at you too, best friends, together again!
chuck: yeah, you know he was really good to me all those years even when I realised I was inlove with blair. I couldn't ask for a better friend, really.
nate: hey, thanks man!
chuck:... i was talking about the champaign.
ilovechair
September 12th, 2011 11:05 PM
nate: i know we're not wogs but DAMN we only get sexier ;)
AmaranthKitti Rank: Leading Character
September 12th, 2011 7:57 PM
Nate: I didn't do anything! You have no proof of me kissing your cousin!
Serena: I was just about to say thanks Chuck for the welcome champagne....you know what I am going to sleep with Chuck Bass! That is what I am most known for being a back stabber, sex addicted character!
queenbee94 Rank: Regular Character
September 12th, 2011 5:34 PM
Serena: Hey guys, it's so nice of you to stop by my work! I've missed you so much and-
Chuck: Actually we just need corkscrew.
queenbee94 Rank: Regular Character
September 12th, 2011 5:32 PM
Nate: So... my new girlfriend is hotter than you.
Serena: Seriously? I mean, come on, Nate. Look at me.
Nate: Well, I don't mean to brag but... she's got a british accent.
Serena: Oh, bloody hell.
queenbee94 Rank: Regular Character
September 12th, 2011 5:28 PM
Serena: No Champagne for me, thanks.
Chuck: What? But you're the one who introduced me to the C&C club.
Nate: C&C???
Chuck: Champagnne and Chow mein. Duh.
queenbee94 Rank: Regular Character
September 12th, 2011 5:22 PM
Chuck: So, Serena, would you like some Pinot Noir or do you want me to get the Chardonnay?
Serena: Actually I'm in the mood for some Petit Meslier. Do you happen to have some? Only if it's vintage though - I don't drink anything from after 2005. Nate, what do you think?
Nate: *thinking* Heheh. Boobs.
queenbee94 Rank: Regular Character
September 12th, 2011 5:05 PM
Serena: What's going on?
Chuck: We're re-creating the day you and Nate lost your virginities.
Serena: Oh, why?
Chuck: Nate's got the yips.
queenbee94 Rank: Regular Character
September 12th, 2011 5:01 PM
Serena: Uh-oh. What's this?
Chuck: We're re-creating the day you and Nate lost your virginities.
Serena: So why are you here?
Chuck: I'll be the one stalking you from a random balcony.
queenbee94 Rank: Regular Character
September 12th, 2011 4:59 PM
Chuck: Tip top, drip drop, bottles pop, lips lock! Hips rock, don't stop, big Snoop Dogg is back on the block!
Serena: No, Chuck. Just no.
leanne
September 12th, 2011 2:23 PM
serena : oh look its every girls dream, two men, a bottle of champagne and a limo.. oh wait thats a boys dream
nate: well you make it come true?
Belinda Star Rank: Guest Star
September 12th, 2011 2:39 AM
Serena: limo, champagne a Bass and an Archibald whatever have I done to deserve such attention?
Nate: I'm doing another blonde but I wanted to let you know that you're still my number one summer fling
Serena: thanks...I think. I actually have a job now so Charlie will have to step it up.
Nate: haha yeah (imagining Charlie naked)
Chuck: Blair is getting married and i'm celebrating her impending adultery with none other than yours truly. she doesn't know it yet of course but I know she will be pleased when she sees what I have in store for her. (smiles)
Serena: and you guys came to my work just for that?(pause) wait a minute how did you guys find me?
AmaranthKitti Rank: Leading Character
September 11th, 2011 10:46 PM
Serena: Chuck remember we don't want another incident, like a baby or something....
Chuck: What are you implying?
Serena: You, mindless other girls....you
Sugarbear Rank: Regular Character
September 11th, 2011 9:16 PM
Chace(thinking): I can't believe the writer's are hitting a new low. Another threesome, really? I at least know it will be better than Dan and Vanessa's.
Sugarbear Rank: Regular Character
September 11th, 2011 9:14 PM
Chace(thinking): I can't believe the writer's are hitting a new low. Another threesome, really?
Serena: Congratulations, you've officially joined the dark side.
September 13th, 2011 11:49 PM
Serena: What are you guys doing here?
Nate: Did you hear something, Chuck?
Chuck: Nope. Just another cheap hooker from Hollywood Boulevard.
Serena: Very funny. That's actually cheap and "classy" hooker for you, Chuck.
Nate: Yeah right. More like cheap and "trashy."
Rank: Leading Character
September 13th, 2011 10:12 PM
Chuck: Under my jacket is a T-Shirt saying this "I am with useless"
Serena: Under mine is actual breasts.
Rank: Regular Character
September 13th, 2011 5:59 PM
2007
Blake: Good news,Ed - I'm going to play Blair on the show! Bring on the champagne and the limo sex!
Ed: Actually, they've given the part to someone else. You'll be plaing Serena. So instead of playing the love of my life you'll get to have a hot sex scene with Chace here.
Blake: Oh.. yay.
Rank: Regular Character
September 13th, 2011 5:16 PM
Nate: How you doin'?
Rank: Regular Character
September 13th, 2011 5:16 PM
Serena: What are we celebrating?
Chuck: Nate's new job at Abercrombie.
September 13th, 2011 5:21 AM
Serena to Chuck: Thank you for the picking me up.
Chuck: I'm just paying my debt.
Nate: I'm just tagging along.
Serena to Nate: I know you love me. XOXO, S. (laughs)
September 13th, 2011 5:20 AM
Serena to Chuck: Thank you for the picking me up.
Chuck: I'm just paying my debt.
Nate: I'm just tagging along.
Serena to Nate: I know you love me. XOXO, S.
September 12th, 2011 11:10 PM
serena: look at you too, best friends, together again!
chuck: yeah, you know he was really good to me all those years even when I realised I was inlove with blair. I couldn't ask for a better friend, really.
nate: hey, thanks man!
chuck:... i was talking about the champaign.
September 12th, 2011 11:05 PM
nate: i know we're not wogs but DAMN we only get sexier ;)
Rank: Leading Character
September 12th, 2011 7:57 PM
Nate: I didn't do anything! You have no proof of me kissing your cousin!
Serena: I was just about to say thanks Chuck for the welcome champagne....you know what I am going to sleep with Chuck Bass! That is what I am most known for being a back stabber, sex addicted character!
Rank: Regular Character
September 12th, 2011 5:34 PM
Serena: Hey guys, it's so nice of you to stop by my work! I've missed you so much and-
Chuck: Actually we just need corkscrew.
Rank: Regular Character
September 12th, 2011 5:32 PM
Nate: So... my new girlfriend is hotter than you.
Serena: Seriously? I mean, come on, Nate. Look at me.
Nate: Well, I don't mean to brag but... she's got a british accent.
Serena: Oh, bloody hell.
Rank: Regular Character
September 12th, 2011 5:28 PM
Serena: No Champagne for me, thanks.
Chuck: What? But you're the one who introduced me to the C&C club.
Nate: C&C???
Chuck: Champagnne and Chow mein. Duh.
Rank: Regular Character
September 12th, 2011 5:22 PM
Chuck: So, Serena, would you like some Pinot Noir or do you want me to get the Chardonnay?
Serena: Actually I'm in the mood for some Petit Meslier. Do you happen to have some? Only if it's vintage though - I don't drink anything from after 2005. Nate, what do you think?
Nate: *thinking* Heheh. Boobs.
Rank: Regular Character
September 12th, 2011 5:05 PM
Serena: What's going on?
Chuck: We're re-creating the day you and Nate lost your virginities.
Serena: Oh, why?
Chuck: Nate's got the yips.
Rank: Regular Character
September 12th, 2011 5:01 PM
Serena: Uh-oh. What's this?
Chuck: We're re-creating the day you and Nate lost your virginities.
Serena: So why are you here?
Chuck: I'll be the one stalking you from a random balcony.
Rank: Regular Character
September 12th, 2011 4:59 PM
Chuck: Tip top, drip drop, bottles pop, lips lock! Hips rock, don't stop, big Snoop Dogg is back on the block!
Serena: No, Chuck. Just no.
September 12th, 2011 2:23 PM
serena : oh look its every girls dream, two men, a bottle of champagne and a limo.. oh wait thats a boys dream
nate: well you make it come true?
Rank: Guest Star
September 12th, 2011 2:39 AM
Serena: limo, champagne a Bass and an Archibald whatever have I done to deserve such attention?
Nate: I'm doing another blonde but I wanted to let you know that you're still my number one summer fling
Serena: thanks...I think. I actually have a job now so Charlie will have to step it up.
Nate: haha yeah (imagining Charlie naked)
Chuck: Blair is getting married and i'm celebrating her impending adultery with none other than yours truly. she doesn't know it yet of course but I know she will be pleased when she sees what I have in store for her. (smiles)
Serena: and you guys came to my work just for that?(pause) wait a minute how did you guys find me?
Rank: Leading Character
September 11th, 2011 10:46 PM
Serena: Chuck remember we don't want another incident, like a baby or something....
Chuck: What are you implying?
Serena: You, mindless other girls....you
Rank: Regular Character
September 11th, 2011 9:16 PM
Chace(thinking): I can't believe the writer's are hitting a new low. Another threesome, really? I at least know it will be better than Dan and Vanessa's.
Rank: Regular Character
September 11th, 2011 9:14 PM
Chace(thinking): I can't believe the writer's are hitting a new low. Another threesome, really?
Rank: Guest Star
September 11th, 2011 8:31 PM
Serena : Chuck, is that all you'll be popping tonight
Chuck: I sure hope not ;)
Nate: Huh?!?!
Rank: Leading Character
September 11th, 2011 2:45 PM
Chuck: Sis, I got something to tell you
Serena: What now? Champagne and Nate in the mix, I can tell that's bad news
Chuck: No, we just want to borrow Cece's yacht for a lost weekend, and by the way you're not invited.
Rank: Leading Character
September 11th, 2011 11:36 AM
Serena: So where are we heading tonight?
Chuck: Threesome ville