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Blair: Ugh! Enough with the Serena impersonators!
SERENA HAD A GREAT FALL, IT WAS A FREE SHOW ALL!
thats not even blake livley its her stunt double look at her face lol
Blair : Go help Jenny find some quarters.
Blair ; Say what you will but Lindsay Lohan needed this kind of intervention. Next stop, Charlie Sheen.
Serena: What are you doing? I don't know how to swim! You're gonna kill me!
Blair: Relax. With breasts as big as yours, you'll float within a second.
Blair: I know she's only Serena's stunt, but Chuck slept with her.
Die bitch!!! DIE!!!!!!
Blair: (pushes Rachel) Take THAT Friends!
I don't think I can do this one. Serena is obviously a stunt double!
Serena thinking : Shit. I should have worn a skirt today.
Blair:; I told you Serena, learn how to swim! The fountain is the next best thing.
And thanks to Blair, Serena found Jack.
THIS... IS... SPARTA!
Blair: I told you Serena... I'm the only crazy bitch around here!
Blair: Suck it bitch, oh wait Vanessa already took that spot....
Blair: (thinking) Oh, was it that tough of a stunt? (saying) Sorry Serena! Bond is out of your reach..
Blair: Ivy, you bitch! Did you really believe that I would think that you are Serena?! Oh, please..that Charlie thing was enough the first time. I would really love to.. I don´t know, kill you or something but a Waldorf always does it with style..(pushes her in)
Blair: Finally...I thought I was going to live with that smell forever.
Blair: You're not SERENA!
Blair- I wanted that CinziaRocca coat! If I can't have it, no one can!
Blair: This is for getting me pregnant! You whore!
blair : cant believe you wore the same outfit as me (pushes her in)
blair: how dare you say my ass looked fat in this dress take that (pushes her in fountain)
Blair: How dare you to kiss Chuck's cheek in the yatch?!!!
(Reference to twitter photo published today)