Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 281

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Welcome to the 281st Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest at TV Fanatic, where readers submit their best caption(s) for a photo from the ABC drama! Who won this week's edition of the contest?

Your Caption Contest winner is loco ono. Congratulations on a job well done.

The winning entry now appears below. Honorable mentions go out to field14, jennay and Wilma Flintstone. Thanks to everyone for playing and best of luck again in next week's edition!

Taking Orders From April

April: Due to a syphilis outbreak in the hospital, we must be quarantined until it blows over.
Meredith: ALEX!
Christina: ALEX!
Alex: Olivia!
Jackson: Olivia?

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April: your schedule for today is...
(everyone's thoughts)
Alex: I really need to get some more neuro hours in and finish my Africa paper, of robbins is going to kick me off peds.
Jackson: I wonder if sloan will actually take over today. Who am I kidding? This is sloan were talking about.
Cristina: I really hope teddy isn't all about 'fundamentals'. It's really getting old. I want unhappy teddy back. She was way cooler.
Meredith: Derek needs to get over whatever it is he is mad at me about today, so we can get Zola back and I can get back on neuro.
April: I really hate this job. Nobody's listening to me, they're all caught up with all their personal problems.

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April: (humming)
Alex: you did it !!!

Greys anatomy 1 fan

kepner: ok for your assingment
Alex: ha like well follow it
Chirstina: how much do u want to let me do what i want
Mer:all i hear is zola zola zola
Avery: i know everyone here thinks im pretty

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April: I'm not a virgin anymore.
Everybody: WOW!

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Apirl: Okay Mer and Jackson your fired, I can't stand people who are on team Bill and Sookie.

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April: What!? I ship Dair. I'm sorry... Not really though.

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Apirl: okay each and every one of ya will be scrubbing floors for a week,I hope I will never catch ya watching tv shows on the on-call rooms again. April:Mer did you have fun watching Weeds,because that will be your last time on my shift, Christina, Hart of Dixie really I thought you didnt have a heart, Let me not start with you Jackson watching The Playboy Club augh, and Alex, Bad Girls Club Really... Really. Alex: Sorry I just had to see Judi get beat up.

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April: Ok do I have this week's schedule finished. Jackson it's your job to teach the skills lab. Mer-
Jackson: Wait! No, its karev's turn. He lost the bet remember.
Alex: Ha you have to actually compete before you can lose anything, gunther. And since your the gunther, the great leader, your the perfect person to teach the skills lab.
Meredith: I agree with Alex, sorry Jackson.
Cristina: Would you two babies quit whining and man up. Just go teach those ignorant interns before they kill someone. I have a heart to attend to.
April: Actually Cristina you are on neuro today.
(Christina gives Mer a mean look) Cris: I thought you were on neuro.
Mer: Derek and I decided we weren't going to work together right now. He can't seem to trust me so if we are going to attempt to work things out..
Cris: Fine then. I will go clip an anurysm and cut out tumors. Fun day...

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April: So I am about to finish the rank of the one with the highest number of sex partners since their residency started and I think #1 is between Meredith and male Meredith.
Jason: Do kisses count?
Cristina: You would not even be close to Mer even if I had kissed you a thousand times!
Alex: If you sleep with me I can win :-)

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sorry but these aree lame u need to get better ones

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Grey's Anatomy Quotes

When we say things like "people don't change" it drives scientist crazy because change is literally the only constant in all of science. Energy. Matter. It's always changing, morphing, merging, growing, dying. It's the way people try not to change that's unnatural. The way we cling to what things were instead of letting things be what they are. The way we cling to old memories instead of forming new ones. The way we insist on believing despite every scientific indication that anything in this lifetime is permanent. Change is constant. How we experience change that's up to us. It can feel like death or it can feel like a second chance at life. If we open our fingers, loosen our grips, go with it, it can feel like pure adrenaline. Like at any moment we can have another chance at life. Like at any moment, we can be born all over again.

Meredith

Callie: Did anyone ever think you two were a couple?
Meredith: No, because we screw boys like whores on tequila.
Cristina: Then we either try to marry them or drown ourselves.
Callie: Huh.