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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 79

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Stefan hits a wolfseye on this edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest!

We appreciate everyone who submitted an entry and made that reference this week. Each made us laugh. But DamonSucksMyWorld (=liarsunited) was selected as the winner because this user referenced guest star David Gallagher's time on another CW (or WB, back then) hit.

Check out his/her caption below and remember to come back and play every single week!

Ray Caption Contest

I'll make you wish you were still on '7th Heaven!

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Ray: This is the last time we try and reenact 'Matilda'.. I am not a school picture and you don't have the Trunchbull's skills.

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Stephan: Dude, watch where you're walking.

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Stefan: "See this is what you get when you reveal spoilers."

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Ray: "If you're going to torture me like this, at least stand the regular 2.37 metres away from the dartboard. This is pathetic!"

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While Ray objected to being used as a dartsboard, he was thankful that for a vampire, Stephan's aim was rubbish.

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Stefan, vampire ripper cum amateur acupuncturist

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Stefan: Repeat after me, "I will never..."
Ray: I will never...
Stefan: Ever
Ray: Ever
Stefan: Ever
Ray; Ever
Stefan: Call Klaus "Santa"
Ray: Call Santa Klaus
Stefan: Err, wrong!

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Stefan: Repeat after me, "I will never..."
Ray: I will never...
Stefan: Ever
Ray: Ever
Stefan: Ever
Ray; Ever
Stefan: Call Klaus "Santa"
Ray: Call Santa Klaus
Stefan: Err, wrong!
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stefan: i told you i didn't want to play another game of simon says

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Dude, do I really look country??

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.