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Stephan: That's what I love about Vampire Birthday Parties, you get to play pin the tail on the werewolf.
Stefan: So who's meaner, me or Beverley Mitchell?
Ray: Beverley Mitchell still, she does not eat bunnies
Stefan: okay, more wolfsbane for you buddy.
Stefan: Okay. I will ask you one more time! What happened on Dora The Explorer last night?!
Ray: Dora couldn't find her freakin map, okay!! She was like where is the map!!Do you know where my map is?
And then i was like: "Its in your backpack that you never take off!" And I think Dora needs a new shirt. She's to fat for the one she has. Then she was like "Do you see the castle?" Then i was like " OMFG! Ur so stupid" Then i threw the remote at the TV.
Stefan: Thats some pretty dark stuff...
Stefan: DUDE! How am I supposed to get a freaking perfect score if you're blocking the CENTER?
Stefan: Until you stop moving and listen to my pathetic brooding I will not let you go!
Stefan (to Ray): "That's right, Damon isn't the only one who can give a good torture."
Stefan: "Is it really supposed to bleed like this from acupuncture?"
Stefan: I'll only say this one more time. Team Dalena or Team Stelena?
THAT'S CHEATING! You're supposed to shoot from BEHIND the line!
How to lose friends and alienate people: Poke them!
Stefan: I told you, stand still!
Stefan: I am going to continue poking you until you reply to my Facebook message...
Ray: I am not another one of Katherine boy toys.
Stefan: Really, because even though you do not pose the sexiness you still a werewolf and Katherine falls for the supernatural.
Ray: I thought that was Elena.
Stef : Bitch I'm the bomb like tick, tick..
Stefan: I said I wanted a pitcher of blood not a pitcher of beer idiot!
Stefan : Come on, tell me where Professor Lupin is and you'll stay unharmed...
Stefan: Did you just call Elena a pretty little liar?!?
Stefan: Ian Somerhalder isn't better looking than me!
Stefan: Who told you I wouldn't be on the dark side forever?
Ray: OK, OK I'll tell you. I read it on some website, TVFantastic or something like that.
Stefan: Hey Ray, great new game "Dart in the Heart", I still keep missing though. Guess practice makes perfect.
Stefan: Elena isn't going to sleep with Damon. We're not in Bon Temps!
Stefan: Nobody gets in the way of my dart board when I'm about to score 180!
Stefan: No one can ever know about Klefan. Understood?
aww come on dude ! just tell me what i want to know and i wont use you as a decorative piece on this wall....
Stefan:Now, this one is going straight to your BALLS!
Ray: NOOO!!! I QUIT....
Stefan:(in mind) this trick always works....;)