The Vampire Diaries Review: A Case of Jungle Fever

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Is it possible for The Vampire Diaries to feature too much action?

I never thought I'd ask that question, either, but, in many ways, "The Hybrid" left me as confused as Caroline. No, my estranged, creature-hunting, formerly horn-rimmed-glasses-wearing father did not just walk through that door.

But the fast paced, dark developments in the woods have left me scratching my head a bit. I really hope I don't have a werewolf bite...

Damon v. Elena

Okay. So Klaus' grand goal has been to create a hybrid army. That much I follow. And this was the point of his sacrificial ceremony last season, right? But it failed to work here because - as we know, and as Klaus appears to now know - the Doppleganger is NOT actually dead... right?

Also: why can hybrids only be made out of werewolves? Those are apparently very difficult to track down, whereas vampires are abundant.

Is it because Klaus already possesses vampire blood and can just drip that into the werewolf's throat to complete the process? But then why not use a nearly-dead werewolf, such as Ray, to do the same thing for any number of vampires he and Stefan could easily track down?

These are all questions of practicality. I may simply be over-analyzing. I may be forgetting a plot point. But there is one overarching question from this storyline that the show definitely wants us to be thinking about:

Who told Klaus about making the army? Who is pulling the strings of the blood sucker we were previously told was the oldest, most powerful vampire alive? Might it be the individual Julie Plec has teased will steal Klaus' thunder later this season? There is some Wizard of Ooze out there, hiding behind some curtain, we can be certain of that. Fascinating.

Elsewhere: give it up for a battle between ghosts! I've been assuming all along that Anna and Vicki were back for the same purpose, whatever the heck that is. But the former says the latter cannot be trusted, which does jibe with Kayla Ewell teasing that her character is back for revenge. But against whom? Stefan killed her. The audience might not want Vicki to go after him, but why would Anna care? Why would she issue this warning to Jeremy?

And where does Matt fit into all this? He couldn't see Vicki in that scene, but she saw him. Or at least felt his presence. Matt is such a good guy, offering to assist Tyler with his chaining, let's hope he isn't in for more heartbreak somehow here. The guy has already lost his sister once, along with his girlfriend to his best friend, please tell me the show won't put him through even more.

You know, like having him kidnapped and tied up by a father whose family has been in the vampire-killing business for 150 years. I did not see that ending coming! (Editor's note: I never see any episode ending coming.) Where has this Bill guy been? He's clearly familiar with Tyler's mother and the counsel, yet he hasn't been mentioned once by them.

Other notes from the episode:

  • We can only assume Jeremy used Bing to educate himself on ghost summoning, right?
  • Careful to avoid the True Blood threesome trap, Vampire Diaries. I'm a big fan of Elena with Stefan, period. I get we need the longing glance with Damon, I understand there's an attraction there. But there's only so many times the show can focus on teasing these two as a couple before it gets more irritating than intriguing.
  • Aren't they more akin to brother and sister than lover and lover anyway? I got a fun sibling vibe from Elena and Damon when they bickered over leaving the woods, when he pushed her into the lake and when Damon burned his hand on those chains and Elena sighed: "I said Ric."
  • Katniss Everdeen would not have needed Stefan's help with Ray. She would have scaled a tree and shot arrows right through him. Just saying.
  • One thing was for sure this week: the gang wasn't bird watching!

WHAT DID EVERYONE ELSE THINK? For an advanced look at next week's installment, watch this Vampire Diaries promo!


Editor Rating: 4.1 / 5.0
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my comment about the acters i like all of them specialy the salvatore brothers and elena.i love you so..... much damine

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This episode was kind of filled with crazy events. It seems kind of funny and weird to see Damon push Elena into the water, but nuts to see all the hybrids go crazy when they continue their search for Stefan. They were almost seen but with Klaus in the way, that's another story. The episode was another 3 rating but the season is going out ok. ;)


When will Damon realize that Elena is no good for him!?? And where is Bonnie at when you need her?? Wishing for a Bamon moment!!!


Yeah I do get why Klaus has to turn werewolves because apparently werewolves are born 'em not made into 'em like vamps are. That part makes sense. I don't however get the point of building an army of hybrids which based on the rarity of werewolves (so we're told) would mean turning them all.An army against what?! I kind of miss Katherine. I'm not a big Bonnie fan but would love to know why she isn't around much. I don't like the Jeremy/Matt ghosts thing. It has yet to interest me as much and Matt doesn't interest me at all. Delena do have a touch of a sibling vibe...but don't all stories involving two indivuduals with sexual tension havve the sibling bantering somewhere in their relationship? It's cliche...but doesn't make it easy to categorize them as sibling like...or romantic like or whatever. Hell, for a minute there I was seeing some really creepy vibes between her and Alaric...but he is a bit of a creeper. Love that he's back at the Gilbert house though.


please when is the man of honour and his words(ELIJAH)coming back,i really like him,he really act like an original unlike klaus who acts normal,he isn't even suppose to be the oldest and strongest vamp.I missed katherine,when is that selfish bitch coming back.


@Jazz: Doesn't Katerine is afraid of Klaus?! She spent all her vamp life running from him so I doubt she want to stay with him, even for Stefan. But I do wonder where she is!


Yes, I hope Damon and Elena will have a sibling relationship than a romantic one. And I have been wondering where Katherine has been? She makes the show rather unpredictable and entertaining. Although it's like that already. If Katherine came back for Stefan, or that's what she said last season, why doesn't she try to save Stefan or at least join him.


I agree with Seerah for the Klaus issue. When I heard him said "I've been told..." I directly thought about him asking a witch of someone how to create hybrids, in the same way he did to get rid of the curse. I think the big bad ass scarier than Klaus anounced he's not part of Klaus storyline. And I would like it better that way because it would make Klaus seems less cool or something. He rocks on his own and I want it to continue this way!


obviously he has to turn werewolfs rather than vampires!! For a start, you can't TURN someone into a werewolf, so you couldn't do this with a vampire! ALSO, If he bit a vampire, they would just die! Yes, you're definitly forgetting multiple plot points. Personally I don't think ANYONE is controlling Klaus, when he said he did as he was told, her was obviously refering to what someone had told him to create a hybrid, something he would have ASKED them, rather than be forced to do. Probably a witch, probably found that out the same time he found out how to break the cure. Seems pretty obvious to me. His just doing what he wants, no one is telling him what to do. Also, VD is not copying trueblood with the whole love triangle thing, I know VD hasn't followed the books, but they have used things from it, and if you read the books, Elena and Damon do have a thing together while Stephen is missing with them both off trying to save him, so all they're doing is sticking to one of the main plot points in the book, which is great!


Delena siblings? Must be a stelena shipper. Just when I think there's none of 'em left. Well atleast his buas is ridiculously obvious. ;)

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The Vampire Diaries Season 3 Episode 2 Quotes

Elena: You've been dodging my calls.
Damon: Busy day. Dead fake girlfriend and all.

Stefan is gone. And I don't mean geographically.