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November 11th, 2011 2:45 PM
Charlie and allen are good together . sorry walden you are not good for the part. yea charlie did a lot of bad things but thats charlie! hes the best! we love u charlie!
November 2nd, 2011 12:20 AM
I can't watch it. I don't find Ashton to be a good actor. He is too goofy. I felt like I was being Punked as I watched it. Charlie Sheen is a great actor. As far back as Ferris Buller, he is great. So what if he is buck wild. People can judge all they want, Sheen is true to himself. You're not going to bring him back, and I officially stopped watching. I will watch the old ones with Sheen, however. All good things must come to an end. Love ya, Charlie Sheen!!!!
November 1st, 2011 9:48 PM
This show is a train wreck without Charlie. They really need to get over their ego's and bring Charlie back. Just watched Walden have sex with Alan's mom. What made the show was Charlie was living every guys dream. This show is everyones nightmare.
October 28th, 2011 6:56 PM
They must think we are idiots. They thought people would love the first episode because Aston was naked and they threw in a few surprise actors to blow up the rating=s of the first episode. All Ashton does is cry over that stupid girl and act like the inocent little puppy that is borin as hell. GET OVER THE GIRL ALREADY and start the show for goodness sake. I gave the show another chance by watching the second episode, but forced myself to finish watching as I was bored to tears. The crew was the best crew and they have royally screwed up what was once a very funny show.
October 28th, 2011 9:10 AM
What's the deal with the male nudity on this show now? Once again, this week's episode has a scene with Kutcher naked. It's not funny; it's not amusing. Are they just trying to get a femaile audience now? If you're going to have naked guys every week on the show, why not some naked ladies too? There should be something for everybody, shouldn't there? The lame nude scenes and homosexual innuendo are just a form of compensation for bad writing.
October 26th, 2011 10:35 AM
i think you should bring charlie sheen back he was the best i am going to quit watching it just the reruns
October 25th, 2011 9:19 PM
I just want to make sure it's known that there are people out here who LOVE the new Two and a Half Men. I love, love , love the new format. I like the new Berta, I actually like her and can stand her. She's still a little too mean to Alan but that's the territory :)Let this show do what it's here to do, entertain. Please. There are enough good shows getting cancelled
October 25th, 2011 4:46 PM
I was a huge fan of this, until you brought Kelso in. No, don't get me wrong, love the Kelso on that 70's show but if you were going to make Ashton act like Kelso on Two and a Half Men, then you should of just kept his name as Kelso!
Waldo needs to snap out of the duh charactor and get some smarts cause it just is not working for the show!
You can still bring Charlie back, no one really seen a body, everyone just thinks he is dead! Maybe you can make a new show of Three and Half Men! Keep Waldon, Alan, Charlie and Jake!
October 20th, 2011 10:24 PM
Im sorry Chuck !!! Sorry that Warner Bros. Hired a knuckle head like you to make million dollar decisions.If I was your boss you would be canned !!!!! And believe me they're talking about it .Sheen said he was sorry ,suck it up and realize you exploited him and he you .Hes WINNING
October 19th, 2011 7:58 PM
Show is condemned to failure without the star.
Ashton is not the star.
Bring Charlie back!
October 19th, 2011 2:06 AM
Charlie does everything that a guy is not supposed to but secretly wishes to... Walden, just another version of Alan. Boring...
October 18th, 2011 4:34 PM
new 2.5 men will die. the show is a struggle to watch. i prefer to watch re-runs and still get a laugh. show business EGO what a shame
October 18th, 2011 9:35 AM
Way to ruin an awesome show. I cannot describe the disappointment in the death of a great comedy.
Please just stop,, and burn the 2011 episodes so they don't taint the reruns. And by TAINT I mean they smell like ass!
October 17th, 2011 11:51 AM
The series is never the same! I mean the Harper brothers were family and they used to diss each other all the time & even the chemistry between them was great! But now with charlie outta the way & since ashton is playing an entirely different role its not that funny. For example when their mom used to come Alan & charlie used to hate it but now we got nothing of that sort. And Alan now can't take things like he used to take from charlie!
It was a sad ending when that idiotic chuck lorre kicked charlie outta the way. I love 2 and a half men and I will continue watching & I'm sure others are watching it because we all have been watching it for a really long time & its part of us & we miss it. But I'll be surprised if this new 2 and a half men will continue more than this season!
October 16th, 2011 10:23 AM
Poor excuse for a replacement love Ashton but not the same
Just watch the re-runs
October 16th, 2011 10:20 AM
CHUCK LORRE YOUR AN IDIOT
October 16th, 2011 3:05 AM
Loved the old 2.5, but seriously this new one with Ashton is meant to be the replacement that will take it another 7 seasons?..now that's good comedy..Like many I gave the new chapter a go, the 1st episode had slight promise, but new it's like watching a blind mine disposal soldier feeling his way through a minefield with his foot...You cringe as each foot (episode) is stepped, and you just know that in might be in 1 step or 3 steps, but you know what the end will be!
October 15th, 2011 10:26 PM
I gave this show in honest try, but there is nothing funny about two men (Ashton, and charlie's brother) getting constantly treated like crap by women.
I cannot forsee this show retaining its male audience.
The old two and a half men was a perfect Ying and Yang of relationships. Charlie was the alpha male who got hot chicks but no steady girl. Allen was the romantic love sick puppy who just can't realize that nice guys finish last.
Now the show is two nice guys getting treated like sh*t by chicks, and Berta is the most male one in the house.
If something doesn't change, this will be the last season.
October 15th, 2011 10:19 PM
Didn't read all the comments but it think I can conclude that if you LOVED Charlie you're not going to love the new Two and Half Men-BECAUSE HE'S NOT IN IT SO STOP RAGGING ON THE SHOW AND WATCH SOMETHING ELSE!! The whole Charlie thing was getting old anyways-the hookers, the drinking, the nabs at his bother, mother and nephew, they even tried to put him into serious relationships more than once,which we knew would never work and the thing with Rose-talk about beating a dead horse. So out with the old and in with the young! My only gripe(and it's a rather large one!) Why the hell did they bring back Judy Greer(no offense to her as an actress)to play Bridget!does no one remember that she played Herb's sister in Season 4. I know this show has recycled plenty of actors over the years but the show could have scored some big points if they had of got somebody else. Also I wish they would give Angus a larger role, I think his character is funny as hell!
October 14th, 2011 9:36 PM
OMG! this is the worst attempt at "substitution" I have ever seen. My husband and I are huge charlie fans. we even called the show Charlie. Hey, don't forget to record "Charlie" and we watch all the re-runs. We decided to give the new show a chance. I told him we should watch 3 episodes and if we could make it through those we could decide if we would continue. When I got home from work Monday, he said, I watched part of tonight's episode and couldn't take anymore. you watch it and decide if we should continue recording it. I watched 10 minutes and couldn't continue. This is the worst writing I have ever seen. PLEASE CANCEL THIS NONSENSE! This is not fit for a 5 year old, much less any adult.
October 14th, 2011 6:31 PM
Like some one just said, Alan and Charlie were brothers, meaning they did have many memories to get some fun from, ! What? next week! Satan (Harper brothers mother)will want to sleep with Ashton too? sick just sick, now Alan is offering to take care (xxx) of walton if he gets some $$, is just wrong.
The family feud, is not longer in this show, Sad , sad , I have some brother and I was able to relate some times even when is about women,.
Sad , really sad,
October 13th, 2011 8:46 AM
This show cnt possibly keep goin on!!! Ive bin a huge fan from day 1 and i think that no Charlie Sheen the LEGEND then defo no two and a half men itz absolutely terrible and 99.9% ov ppl wud agree
October 12th, 2011 6:41 PM
Why would you want to reserect the dumb guy from "that 70's show" and put him on what WAS the best comedy sitcom for mature audiences? Ashton is a good actor. Pretty sure he can play something other than stupid and pretty sure the sitcom will die an early death if you continue down this road. No one will ever be Charlie Sheen in a new role on that show, but at least make the character smart, with a good wit.
October 12th, 2011 5:52 PM
They need to rename the show "One and Two Half Men"! Ashton Kutcher plays the same role as the idiot teenager that he played on That 70s Show. It's horrible!
October 12th, 2011 12:04 PM
The show is terrible grow up waldon this is not funny baby talk from an adult gets old quick no substance