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Queenbee94

Chuck: It's... a heart pin!
Dan: So you'll always wear my heart on your sleeve...
Chuck: Humphrey, this is an Armani suit. You don't seriously think I'm going to pierce a hole in it and stick a plastic heart you got from a claw crane on it.

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Dan: A gift real special, so take off the top./ Take a look inside it's my dick in a box./ It's in a box.

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Chuck: Is this our sex tape?
Dan: C'mon, you have to give me a little more credit than that. Besides, I already told you, what happens in the Humphrey den stays in the Humphrey den.
Chuck: It's a "Get Out of Jail Free" card.
Dan: Yeah, just in case you ever decide to trade me for a hotel in Monopoly.

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Dan: Wow, Chuck, I have to say, you're looking hotter than ever this season. I love your haircut, your suit...and, did you lose weight?
Chuck: Indeed, this is all true. Unfortunately, Humphrey, I can't reciprocate your sentiments. Your attractiveness has gone downhill ever since you decided to allow that pathetic mass you refer to as "hair" to expand into outer space.

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Chuck:why did u get me this?
Dan: because i thought u and i were becoming friends.
Chuck: some words of wisdom humphrey, if u want to be my friend, it's gonna cost u alot more than a cheap dog collar from petco.

Queennobs

Lol thelmopolis' is the best! XD

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Dan: Hey, isn't this just a close-up of caption contest 169?
Chuck: You could be right Humphrey.

Girlonfire

Dan: Here, I got you this collar.
Chuck: Oh, for Monkey? Thank you.
Dan: Yeah... Monkey...

Kittiwitti

Gossip Girl: C is teaching D how to sit. Teach him how to beg C, it helps with getting the girl of your dreams.

Kittiwitti

Gossip Girl: Looks like the whole 3 words, 8 letters concept is reaching to the friendship list between D and C.



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