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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 83

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If there's one thing TV Fanatics should know about the TV Fanatic staff, it's this: we love a good pun.

Therefore, despite many funny entries for which we are eternally grateful, we had no choice but to award this week's Caption Contest crown to TVDAllison. That user's hilarious submission is posted below.

Thanks again to all who participated and remember to bring both the funny AND the punny next week! This feature runs every Friday.

On the Run

Elena: We may be running together but our relationship is NOT on track!

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Stephan: I'll race ya. Last one to the blood bank has to kiss a werewolf.

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Stefan: You know this whole you run, I chase thing is getting kinda old

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Elena: I'm taking up running because I had to eat your slice of birthday cake as well as my own. What's your excuse?
Stefan: Trying to work off that drinking bender I went on with Klaus, I think I'm starting to get a beer belly.

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Stefan: "So why are you trying to get fit again?"
Elena: "Because of the inevitable backlash from Damon obsessive fan girls trying to kill me."

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Elena: Stefan you can't compel me to do this! Stefan: Sure I can. When are you going to realise, I'm bad now. Now lets do this... put your right foot out, put your right foot in and shake it all about... Elena: I hate you for making me do this!

Luckybastarda

STEFAN: Why are you running?
ELENA: I just had pancakes for breakfast and I need to stay fit. You?
STEFAN: Just ate a chubby kid from Chess Club and I don't wanna grow man boobs.

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Stefan: You know, if I'd really wanted to see you sweat I would have stuck around to see Damon flash you.

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Stefan: You know, if you want I'll stretch you out after this.
Elena: No worries, Damon's taking care of the stretching, AND my next workout.

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Elena: We may be running together but our relationship is NOT on track!

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NICHOLE Ford wins lol!

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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