The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 84

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It was Vampire Barbie versus Vampire Barbie for this week's edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest. And the winner was...

... male fans everywhere! Along with "vampirebarbiefan." Appropriate name for this installment champion, huh? Read through the user's submission below and don't forget to come back and play next week.

We run this feature every Friday! Enjoy!

Blonde Battle

Caroline: You are so weird.
Rebekah: Bitch, please. I'm limited edition.

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Rebekah: Is that why you haven't spent the night at Tyler's?
Caroline: Yeah, sort of. It probably takes some getting used to. He barks and whimpers in his sleep and sometimes gnaws on the pillow!
Rebekah: Nik is the same. There was a time when he incessantly yelped and growled throughout the night. When we were humans he was the only one who howled in his sleep. That's how daddy got suspicious that Niklaus wasn't his kid.
Caroline: Oh.
Rebekah: I give him a belly rub whenever he gets restless at night, and softly whisper "good hybrid" in his ear. He usually calms down.
Caroline: I should try that on Tyler!


Caroline: Since you're an Original, can you help us with an original song? We need it for sectionals.
Rebekah: What about "My Necklace"?


Caroline: I'm Vampire Barbie. You're Barbie Klaus.
Rebekah: And Tyler is Ken?
Caroline: I know it! I thought they're joking when they say they're approaching "Barbie" this season.


Caroline: So you're trying to tell me you are Elena's long lost sister Emma Gilbert and you can turn into a mermaid?
Emma: Yup. Just add water.


Caroline: I'm the original here.
Rebekah: Oh please, nothing about you is original. Didn't you use to be ginger?


Caroline: So a British blond bimbo is trying to steal my show. This is High School Musical 3 all over again.


Caroline: Wait, I thought this was The Vampire Diaries, not High School Musical 3?!


caroline: so your trying out for the cheerleading team, huh?
rebekah: yeah! go timberwolves!!


*Caroline snaps her fingers*
Ha, you blinked!


Rebekah: Those braids are so 1998. You'd think YOU were the one stuck in a coffin for 90 yrs. Ha!

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.