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Rebekah: Is that why you haven't spent the night at Tyler's?
Caroline: Yeah, sort of. It probably takes some getting used to. He barks and whimpers in his sleep and sometimes gnaws on the pillow!
Rebekah: Nik is the same. There was a time when he incessantly yelped and growled throughout the night. When we were humans he was the only one who howled in his sleep. That's how daddy got suspicious that Niklaus wasn't his kid.
Rebekah: I give him a belly rub whenever he gets restless at night, and softly whisper "good hybrid" in his ear. He usually calms down.
Caroline: I should try that on Tyler!
Caroline: Since you're an Original, can you help us with an original song? We need it for sectionals.
Rebekah: What about "My Necklace"?
Caroline: I'm Vampire Barbie. You're Barbie Klaus.
Rebekah: And Tyler is Ken?
Caroline: I know it! I thought they're joking when they say they're approaching "Barbie" this season.
Caroline: So you're trying to tell me you are Elena's long lost sister Emma Gilbert and you can turn into a mermaid?
Emma: Yup. Just add water.
Caroline: I'm the original here.
Rebekah: Oh please, nothing about you is original. Didn't you use to be ginger?
Caroline: So a British blond bimbo is trying to steal my show. This is High School Musical 3 all over again.
Caroline: Wait, I thought this was The Vampire Diaries, not High School Musical 3?!
caroline: so your trying out for the cheerleading team, huh?
rebekah: yeah! go timberwolves!!
*Caroline snaps her fingers*
Ha, you blinked!
Rebekah: Those braids are so 1998. You'd think YOU were the one stuck in a coffin for 90 yrs. Ha!
Caroline: You are so weird.
Rebekah: Bitch, please. I'm limited edition.
Battle of the vampire barbies!
"I'm the original vampire barbie."
Rebekah: So, there's an opening on the squad?
The Ghost of Dana: Wait, what?
Caroline: Not now, Dana!
And so the clash of the blondes begins...
Caroline: Rebekah? What are you doing at the set of my "Baby One More Time"-remake?
Two immortals locked in a deadly staring contest.... we may be here a while folks.
Caroline: Rebekah? What are you doing at my the set of my "Baby One More Time"-remake?
Caroline: I'm going to destroy you.
Rebekah: I wouldn't if I were you. I can have your vamp-wolf-sex-tape leaked in 10 minutes.
Caroline: Look, I can take you down in no time. I have a witch, a hot vampire, a doppelganger, a vampire hunter, a ghost whisperer and a hybrid on my side. Plus we just found some cave drawings about you and your family that we're going to use to kill you, and we set a vampire-hunting vampire free who will suck your blood once he finds you.
Rebekah: Yeah well, you've got sweat patches.
Caroline: I'm stronger than you.
Rebekah: I doubt that, honey. I'm an original.
Caroline: Those boobs say otherwise.
Caroline: There is only one barbie vamp here and that is me.
Rebekah: Really, because I can remember being a vampire before you.
caroline bite me bi##h
rebekah nah you aint as tasty as tyler......
Rebekah:Hey now that people are telling the truth i'll tell you something...
Your my sister
Caroline: i was wondering why we looked sooo a like
Rebekah: I'm the original Barbie.
Caroline: I may not be the original, but my boobs are bigger.