Two and a Half Men Preview: Can 42 Million People Be Wrong?

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Can 42 million people be wrong? Not a chance, according to CBS, which hypes the massive Two and a Half Men viewer turnout for its first two season nine episodes in the preview below.

On Monday's new installments, meanwhile, Alan will offer dating advice to Walden, who is nervous about going out with Bridget; while Jake says he wants to drop out of school because, hey, that's what Walden did!

Check out the promo for "Big Girls Don't Throw Food" now.

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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: For every gorgeous woman out there's a guy tired of banging her.
Alan: But that guy is never me.

Charlie: You're like an Alzheimer's patient in a whorehouse.
Alan: What do you mean?
Charlie: You're constantly surprised that you're getting screwed, and you don't want to pay for it