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Derek: You clear on the plan?
Meredith: Don't worry, Derek. It will be a piece of cake. When Alex is not looking, I'll just slip the baby under my shirt. You just make sure the helicopter is running when I get back.
Mer: Oh. My. Gosh.
Derek: Is that...?
Mer: Mark? Naked?
Derek: Not again...
Mer: I'm leaving you derek....ha just kidding
Der: That's not funny i just had a brain hemmorhage and i dont trust lexi to fix it... i could have died
Derek: Denny's here again. He's dying again.
Meredith: Didn't we do this story in season 2?
Derek: It's happening again.
Meredith: We need new writers.
Derek: What's with the women I pick?
Meredith: Excuse me?
Derek: Addison can't have kids and you can't either! These women I pick are all un-fertle!
Meredith: Whatever Derek, I'll try not to drown.
Derek: "Is that what I think it is?"
Meredith: "Yup---the sound of ratings falling..."
Derek: Remember Mer, if worst comes to worst, just keep swimming.
Meredith: "Look at her butt. It's so big!"
Derek: "She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends..."
- Sir Mixalot
Derek: Mark and Arizona says we can share Sophia.. Can you believe it? Its like she's some sort of item!
Meredith: Just tell them 3 nights a week and one holiday a year.
Derek: I was on ebay today looking for you Christmas present.
Meredith: *in shock* Ebay? Do they sell babies on there? Can we bid on them?
Meredith: My uterus is hostile and we lost Zola. I;m going to save someone baby if I can't save ours.
Derek: Just don't killer her like u did my chances of having a kid.
Meredith: Is that Janet with Zola?
Derek: No wonder we can't have her back.
Meredith: Do not tell me she is back.
Derek: Did I forget to tell you about that?
Derek: I wonder if the Murphy Laws were created here......
Derek: I wonder if I won that scalpel auction....
Derek: I can only imagine what our rating is now....
Derek: Promise me you won't drown this time!
Derek: Promise me you won't grow this time!
Derek: So wait.....we lost Zola to Addison? This show is taking "cross over" to far!