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Owen: hey !! A little help !?? Please ? Who put superglue on this ball ???!!!!!!!!!!!!??!
Owen: do you think if I stand here long enough someone will carve a statue of me ?
Henry: Is Alex about to fight with Jackson again?
Owen: Let me break this up once and for all.
OH no, Cristinas going crazy again
Owen: Everybody duck, Gary Clark is back from the dead!
Owen: hey, kepner !!
There once was a man named Henry
who suffered from a disease.
He married a doctor for insurance
so his survival rate could increase.
He fell in love with his doctor
Teddy Altman was her name
He told her how he felt for her
But she didn't feel the same
Her ex showed up and got her back
Henry's heart broke in two
But then Teddy change her mind and said:
"I'm falling in love with you."
Finally they were happy together,
or at least that is what you'd think
but a happy moment on Grey's Anatomy
is over before you can blink.
Henry started coughing up blood
and Teddy was worried as hell.
But still the viewers thought to themselves
"Of course this has to end well"
But of course Henry died on the table
and Teddy doesn't even know
because no one's allowed to be happy
on this tragic and miserable show.
Henry: I thought it was pretty reckless when you guys wacked golfballs off the roof, but now you're actually aiming at people?
Owen: Yeah, you see: If I hit their heads Derek will have a patient, if I hit their noses Mark will have, one and if I injure them in some other way at least one doctor will have to fix them up, I'm the chief , I have to bring the patients... oh plus, it's kinda funny.
Owen:- sloan for 50 points, webber for 70 points, shepard for 100 points but if I hit cristina I am blaming you!
Owen= Everybody take cover! there is a grenade in the hospital!!!!
Henry= Owen that was a ball...military flashback?
@ Sherlock: Thanks! ^^
Henry: (thinking to himself) I cant tell Teddy my tumors are taking over, and that i'm going do die... I just cant...
Owen: (thinking to himself) Where is Christina? we need to hit the on call room now, before i end up killing someone with this ball...
Owen: This ball is going straight for Derek.
Owen: I just feel like it, ok.
Owen: Don't you ever just feel like hitting your wife with a ball?
Henry: ...no comment.
Owen: If you build it he will come.
Henry: I'll give you 10 bucks if you hit that guy in the head with the ball.
Owen: 20 bucks and you got a deal.
HENRY: Ok seriously, I ate my lunch on that counter yesterday!
OWEN: Maybe if I throw this ball at Meredith and Derek hard enough, they might...er...dismount?
HENRY: Doubt it, maybe you should try a scalpel?
OWEN: Ok, lets be clear here, you want me to throw this ball hard enough to kill your wife, correct?
HENRY: I'm taking our relationship to the next level, killing my wife for her life insurance seems like the next logical step.
I like #10. Good job jennay
Henry: whatcha doing fiend?
Owen: Practicing my throw, i want to get in this music video Glee is doing called "hit me with your best shot".
Henry: Cool can i help? Maybe there is a place for two, all this tumors are getting are just killing me, i feel like i want to hurt somebody else for a change, just tired of being such a nice guy.
Owen: sure, ready? here's for our wives!
Owen: Everybody run, it's another Denny"
Henry: "Aw man, you mean the whole coming back as a ghost because my partner has cancer story line has already been used?
Owen: If I smash up the office I have to use as chief of surgery , there'll be no need for me to do paper work
Henry: As your administrative assistant I have to say you really are dillusional if you think a chief of surgery never does paper work
Owen: I keep seeing ghosts walking the corridors of my hospital. I'm told their names are Denny and Ellis. Ah, there's Denny,(throws the ball). Gotcha!
henry; That's kinda mean throwing balls at ghosts. I'll make sure I come back and haunt you if I die anytime soon
Owen: Look, I'm just going to throw this ball at Teddy's head so she will quit bugging me to pitch. I promise it won't hurt.
Henry: *wide eyes* Just not too hard, okay?
Owen: If you can doge a softball you can dodge a bad surgery.
Henry: umm, That doesn't make any sense...how did you become chief again?