There once was a man named Henry
who suffered from a disease.
He married a doctor for insurance
so his survival rate could increase.
He fell in love with his doctor
Teddy Altman was her name
He told her how he felt for her
But she didn't feel the same
Her ex showed up and got her back
Henry's heart broke in two
But then Teddy change her mind and said:
"I'm falling in love with you."
Finally they were happy together,
or at least that is what you'd think
but a happy moment on Grey's Anatomy
is over before you can blink.
Henry started coughing up blood
and Teddy was worried as hell.
But still the viewers thought to themselves
"Of course this has to end well"
But of course Henry died on the table
and Teddy doesn't even know
because no one's allowed to be happy
on this tragic and miserable show.
SiriD
November 21st, 2011 9:56 AM
Henry: I thought it was pretty reckless when you guys wacked golfballs off the roof, but now you're actually aiming at people?
Owen: Yeah, you see: If I hit their heads Derek will have a patient, if I hit their noses Mark will have, one and if I injure them in some other way at least one doctor will have to fix them up, I'm the chief , I have to bring the patients... oh plus, it's kinda funny.
lozzie
November 20th, 2011 6:17 PM
Owen:- sloan for 50 points, webber for 70 points, shepard for 100 points but if I hit cristina I am blaming you!
lalalalala
November 20th, 2011 5:34 PM
Owen= Everybody take cover! there is a grenade in the hospital!!!!
Henry= Owen that was a ball...military flashback?
Anka Rank: Guest Star
November 20th, 2011 10:57 AM
@ Sherlock: Thanks! ^^
lalalalauren Rank: Extra
November 20th, 2011 12:57 AM
Henry: (thinking to himself) I cant tell Teddy my tumors are taking over, and that i'm going do die... I just cant...
Owen: (thinking to himself) Where is Christina? we need to hit the on call room now, before i end up killing someone with this ball...
Jennifer
November 20th, 2011 12:40 AM
Owen: This ball is going straight for Derek.
Henry: Why?
Owen: I just feel like it, ok.
Coko
November 19th, 2011 7:46 PM
Owen: Don't you ever just feel like hitting your wife with a ball?
Henry: ...no comment.
michelle zylstra
November 19th, 2011 6:57 PM
Owen: If you build it he will come.
michelle zylstra
November 19th, 2011 6:52 PM
Henry: I'll give you 10 bucks if you hit that guy in the head with the ball.
Owen: 20 bucks and you got a deal.
Mel
November 19th, 2011 1:11 PM
HENRY: Ok seriously, I ate my lunch on that counter yesterday!
OWEN: Maybe if I throw this ball at Meredith and Derek hard enough, they might...er...dismount?
HENRY: Doubt it, maybe you should try a scalpel?
Mel
November 19th, 2011 12:41 PM
OWEN: Ok, lets be clear here, you want me to throw this ball hard enough to kill your wife, correct?
HENRY: Yep.
OWEN: Why?
HENRY: I'm taking our relationship to the next level, killing my wife for her life insurance seems like the next logical step.
izzy
November 19th, 2011 12:13 PM
I like #10. Good job jennay
farsia2010 Rank: Recurring Character
November 19th, 2011 10:04 AM
Henry: whatcha doing fiend?
Owen: Practicing my throw, i want to get in this music video Glee is doing called "hit me with your best shot".
Henry: Cool can i help? Maybe there is a place for two, all this tumors are getting are just killing me, i feel like i want to hurt somebody else for a change, just tired of being such a nice guy.
Owen: sure, ready? here's for our wives!
BANG
emza
November 19th, 2011 6:56 AM
Owen: Everybody run, it's another Denny"
Henry: "Aw man, you mean the whole coming back as a ghost because my partner has cancer story line has already been used?
Owen: "Yep"
jude1
November 19th, 2011 5:16 AM
Owen: If I smash up the office I have to use as chief of surgery , there'll be no need for me to do paper work
Henry: As your administrative assistant I have to say you really are dillusional if you think a chief of surgery never does paper work
jude
November 19th, 2011 5:05 AM
Owen: I keep seeing ghosts walking the corridors of my hospital. I'm told their names are Denny and Ellis. Ah, there's Denny,(throws the ball). Gotcha!
henry; That's kinda mean throwing balls at ghosts. I'll make sure I come back and haunt you if I die anytime soon
Jennifer
November 19th, 2011 12:13 AM
Owen: Look, I'm just going to throw this ball at Teddy's head so she will quit bugging me to pitch. I promise it won't hurt.
Henry: *wide eyes* Just not too hard, okay?
michelle Vallerie
November 18th, 2011 10:15 PM
Owen: If you can doge a softball you can dodge a bad surgery.
Henry: umm, That doesn't make any sense...how did you become chief again?
Meredith: Get this baby out of me safely and you can have whatever you want.
November 21st, 2011 6:22 PM
Owen: hey !! A little help !?? Please ? Who put superglue on this ball ???!!!!!!!!!!!!??!
November 21st, 2011 6:18 PM
Owen: do you think if I stand here long enough someone will carve a statue of me ?
Rank: Guest Star
November 21st, 2011 6:07 PM
Henry: Is Alex about to fight with Jackson again?
Owen: Let me break this up once and for all.
Rank: Guest Star
November 21st, 2011 6:06 PM
OH no, Cristinas going crazy again
Rank: Guest Star
November 21st, 2011 6:05 PM
Owen: Everybody duck, Gary Clark is back from the dead!
November 21st, 2011 5:54 PM
Owen: hey, kepner !!
Rank: Guest Star
November 21st, 2011 11:09 AM
There once was a man named Henry
who suffered from a disease.
He married a doctor for insurance
so his survival rate could increase.
He fell in love with his doctor
Teddy Altman was her name
He told her how he felt for her
But she didn't feel the same
Her ex showed up and got her back
Henry's heart broke in two
But then Teddy change her mind and said:
"I'm falling in love with you."
Finally they were happy together,
or at least that is what you'd think
but a happy moment on Grey's Anatomy
is over before you can blink.
Henry started coughing up blood
and Teddy was worried as hell.
But still the viewers thought to themselves
"Of course this has to end well"
But of course Henry died on the table
and Teddy doesn't even know
because no one's allowed to be happy
on this tragic and miserable show.
November 21st, 2011 9:56 AM
Henry: I thought it was pretty reckless when you guys wacked golfballs off the roof, but now you're actually aiming at people?
Owen: Yeah, you see: If I hit their heads Derek will have a patient, if I hit their noses Mark will have, one and if I injure them in some other way at least one doctor will have to fix them up, I'm the chief , I have to bring the patients... oh plus, it's kinda funny.
November 20th, 2011 6:17 PM
Owen:- sloan for 50 points, webber for 70 points, shepard for 100 points but if I hit cristina I am blaming you!
November 20th, 2011 5:34 PM
Owen= Everybody take cover! there is a grenade in the hospital!!!!
Henry= Owen that was a ball...military flashback?
Rank: Guest Star
November 20th, 2011 10:57 AM
@ Sherlock: Thanks! ^^
Rank: Extra
November 20th, 2011 12:57 AM
Henry: (thinking to himself) I cant tell Teddy my tumors are taking over, and that i'm going do die... I just cant...
Owen: (thinking to himself) Where is Christina? we need to hit the on call room now, before i end up killing someone with this ball...
November 20th, 2011 12:40 AM
Owen: This ball is going straight for Derek.
Henry: Why?
Owen: I just feel like it, ok.
November 19th, 2011 7:46 PM
Owen: Don't you ever just feel like hitting your wife with a ball?
Henry: ...no comment.
November 19th, 2011 6:57 PM
Owen: If you build it he will come.
November 19th, 2011 6:52 PM
Henry: I'll give you 10 bucks if you hit that guy in the head with the ball.
Owen: 20 bucks and you got a deal.
November 19th, 2011 1:11 PM
HENRY: Ok seriously, I ate my lunch on that counter yesterday!
OWEN: Maybe if I throw this ball at Meredith and Derek hard enough, they might...er...dismount?
HENRY: Doubt it, maybe you should try a scalpel?
November 19th, 2011 12:41 PM
OWEN: Ok, lets be clear here, you want me to throw this ball hard enough to kill your wife, correct?
HENRY: Yep.
OWEN: Why?
HENRY: I'm taking our relationship to the next level, killing my wife for her life insurance seems like the next logical step.
November 19th, 2011 12:13 PM
I like #10. Good job jennay
Rank: Recurring Character
November 19th, 2011 10:04 AM
Henry: whatcha doing fiend?
Owen: Practicing my throw, i want to get in this music video Glee is doing called "hit me with your best shot".
Henry: Cool can i help? Maybe there is a place for two, all this tumors are getting are just killing me, i feel like i want to hurt somebody else for a change, just tired of being such a nice guy.
Owen: sure, ready? here's for our wives!
BANG
November 19th, 2011 6:56 AM
Owen: Everybody run, it's another Denny"
Henry: "Aw man, you mean the whole coming back as a ghost because my partner has cancer story line has already been used?
Owen: "Yep"
November 19th, 2011 5:16 AM
Owen: If I smash up the office I have to use as chief of surgery , there'll be no need for me to do paper work
Henry: As your administrative assistant I have to say you really are dillusional if you think a chief of surgery never does paper work
November 19th, 2011 5:05 AM
Owen: I keep seeing ghosts walking the corridors of my hospital. I'm told their names are Denny and Ellis. Ah, there's Denny,(throws the ball). Gotcha!
henry; That's kinda mean throwing balls at ghosts. I'll make sure I come back and haunt you if I die anytime soon
November 19th, 2011 12:13 AM
Owen: Look, I'm just going to throw this ball at Teddy's head so she will quit bugging me to pitch. I promise it won't hurt.
Henry: *wide eyes* Just not too hard, okay?
November 18th, 2011 10:15 PM
Owen: If you can doge a softball you can dodge a bad surgery.
Henry: umm, That doesn't make any sense...how did you become chief again?