Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 289

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Welcome to the 289th Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest here at TV Fanatic, where readers submit their best caption(s) for a photo from the ABC drama! Ready to see who won this time?

Your Caption Contest winner is Beck. Congratulations and well done!

Honorable mentions go out to uklass, alexandra and TraceyP. The winning caption appears below the photo. Thanks to everyone for playing and best of luck in next week's edition!

Jackson and Alex Photo

Avery: I mean, I love you bro, but it's still a little weird that we've both slept with Lexie.
Karev: Nothing strange there for me. Besides, it's common knowledge that there's less than two degrees of sexual separation between all the staff here anyway.
Avery: Except for April.
Karev: Yeah, except for April.
Both: [snicker]

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Alex: WOW! Food? When I was with Izzie she never let me eat anything.

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Avery: Man, I love the ravioli! Karev: Dude, is that a band-aid in the pan?

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Avery: Don't look right now, but the woman at your left, I think she's Sloan's mother.
Alex: So?
Avery: Could you maybe put in a good word for me? Sloan is introducing me later and I want her to like me.
Alex: Seriously?

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Alex: Dude, seriously? There's enough on your plate to feed a floor of this hospital.
Jackson: I'm just hungry, man. I've been working out with Sloan again. He's started this 300 program, you know, to have abs like Gerard Butler in 300. It's insane! Oh crap, I can't move anymore, my back gave out. Could you hand me some more zucchini?

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Alex: You really wanna be known as part of the Plastics Posse?
Jackson: It's all a part of the plan, my friend.
Alex: What plan?
Jackson: To steal Sloane's anti-aging cream. His face is like a haggard old lady's without it. I'll look way more attractive to Lexie by comparison.
Alex: Yeah, until she sees me, that is.

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jackson: so i heard you slept with lexie...
alex: yep, why?
jackson: i was just wondering. did she break your penis too?

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Alex: I heard they're serving 'Heart in a Box' for lunch...

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Alex: I want to kiss you
Avery: ask sloan first. He's the daddy bear

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Alex: let's make out
Avery: ask sloan first. He's the daddy bear

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Alex: I think Sloan's been with every woman in this hospital
Jackson: Yup, and no wonder, just look at him....
Alex He- Wait, what?

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Grey's Anatomy Quotes

When we say things like "people don't change" it drives scientist crazy because change is literally the only constant in all of science. Energy. Matter. It's always changing, morphing, merging, growing, dying. It's the way people try not to change that's unnatural. The way we cling to what things were instead of letting things be what they are. The way we cling to old memories instead of forming new ones. The way we insist on believing despite every scientific indication that anything in this lifetime is permanent. Change is constant. How we experience change that's up to us. It can feel like death or it can feel like a second chance at life. If we open our fingers, loosen our grips, go with it, it can feel like pure adrenaline. Like at any moment we can have another chance at life. Like at any moment, we can be born all over again.

Meredith

Callie: Did anyone ever think you two were a couple?
Meredith: No, because we screw boys like whores on tequila.
Cristina: Then we either try to marry them or drown ourselves.
Callie: Huh.