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Klaus"..what if he is right?"
Rebekah "he..s not, don't listen to anything old Mr Gore says"
Klaus "but..I feel its pain, all alone in the world, we are comrades me and it, I must find ManBearPig"
Rebekah: Is that my bunny Alaina??
Klaus: Sorry sister, I was so hungry...
R: its okay, niklaus.
k: its so upsetting! Bieber fever is spreading like the swine flu! They should have vaccinations for this! Called H1Bieber1! Rar!
Rebekah : What is it brother?
Klaus : They told me I'm getting a haircut! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TIME I PUT INTO THIS HAIR?!
Rebekah:Yes, Klaus. Henry is dead.
Klaus: But... but... he owed me money! Son of a...
Rebecca: what is wrong brother?
Klaus: *gasps* i stubbed my toe! Oh! The pain! Make it stop!
Rebekah: I can't believe you, Niklaus of all people would kill our mother?
Niklaus: What was I supposed to do Rebekah, she suppressed my werewolf side, by putting a curse on me.
Klaus: "Why oh why did Stefan kill all those bunnies?"
(The awkward moment when you realise that TVD's baddest villain has a heart...)
Rebekah: No! My blueberry pancakes! What have you done, Nik?!
Niklaus: I ate them.
Rebekah: Oh. My. God.
Niklaus: My hair. It's just so darn beautiful.
R: is that...
K: yes...it is....
R: HOW COULD HE!
K: I know...how could he do this...to my hair?!
Klaus: I can't believe it. Look at what they've done to my hair!
Rebekah: How come they always get Elijah's hair perfect. I bet this was his idea.
Klaus: I can't believe it's just over. I can't believe they just threw it all away...
Rebeka: It's alright, Niklaus. It only lasted 72 days...that's about how long it took me to do my hair.
Klaus: I can't believe this...
Rebekah: If Kim and Kris can't make it, how is there hope for any of us?
Klaus: 72 days! I had my bet on 75! Damn you, Elijah!
Rebekah: Im so sorry Niklaus, i didn't mean it..you definatly have better hair than Elijah..
Klaus:*sighs*glad we cleared that up.
Rebekah: Don't worry Nicklaus! I'll help get rid of this awful haircut!!!!!!!
Rebekah: Com' on Nicklaus!! We'll be away only till January 5!!!!!
Klaus: That's a VERY long time!!!
Rebekah: I know! But we will make through it!
Klaus: Yes, I suppose.
Rebekah: Don't worry Nicklaus! Our fans won't forget us!
Klaus: Yes (snif) but they will (snif) miss us so much (snif) and I will miss them too (snif snif)!!!!!!!!
Rebekah: Oh my God! They killed Kenny!
Rebekah:don't worry I wont tell anyone about are secret love child.
Niklaus:thank you so much rebekah thank you! Dad would have killed me!
Rebekah: Nik! you killed my baby brother!
Niklaus: Wow, so this is what killing feels like. I think I like it.
Klaus: Why did they do this to us? We are monsters now!!
Rebekah: Nicklaus,i feel ur pain,but they did this to save us.
The winner for Sexiest Sidekick is...not Caroline Forbes.
Klaus: I'm sorry, Rebekah! All my emotions are hightened, i've been turned into a hybrid, I didnt mean to kill them, I sware!
Rebekah: But why Elijah?!
Klaus: He had better hair than me.
Rebekah: Our brothers dead body looks strangely fake . . .
Klaus: Just like my hair . . .