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Klaus: Oh no! The carriage ran over Fluffy
"Cheer up Joseph, it's not YOUR fault Julie Plec can't even spell C-O-N-T-I-N-U-I-T-Y."
Oh. My. God. Becky. Just look at her Butt. It's so big!
Rebekah: Nik! You're not...pregnant?
Niklaus: I'm sorry, but I sleep with a witch. So, maybe I will give birth to a werewolf-vampire-witch. Wolvampitch!
Klaus: Oh great, this is gonna end up on "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"!
Klaus: I am so ashamed of my terrible deeds!
Rebekah: shouldn't you be more ashamed of your hair?
Klaus: Why does Elijah always have the best hair?
Rebekah: It's not fair.
I cant believe its not butter
Klaus: I cannot believe it.
Rebekah: Sorry Nicklaus but Justin Bieber's otis freestyle was pretty awesome.
"Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"
klaus: oh... my.... god!!!!
rebekah: i told you were taking to much fiber!!!!
Rebekah: What happened?
Klaus: Father and I got into another fight.
Rebekah: What about this time, Nick?
Klaus: Stephan or Damon. We couldnt decide who Elena should end up with.
Rebekah: OMG Nicky, there's a family of roaches living in your hair. It's disgusting!
Klaus: Leave them alone! They're the only family I have now.
Rebekah: Oh puhlease! If I have to listen to your whining for a whole century, just stake me now!
Klaus: I...I..I have such bad hair!
Klaus: Oh my God, what did I just do?
Rebekah: Now, now Nick, don't blame this on yourself. Why don't we just go inside and I'll make you some milk and cookies, your favourite chocolate chip ones.
Rebekah: Oh my God!
Klaus: The rippah was here.
Klaus: I killed Esther.
Rebekah: Blame it on the alcohol.