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Klaus: Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
Stefan: Those are hybrids, not children of the night...
The name is Klaus. Niklaus.
Hey Stefan, guess what? It's tuesday!
Klaus: I'd like to welcome everyone to Fashion Week Mystic Falls. I'm Niklaus, and I'm so glad you are all here to see the debut of my new fall fashion line "Evil Blood Sluts." First up, we have Rebekah in a dark red satin party dress which is perfect for homecoming or for killing your enemy's boyfriend.
Klaus: Good evening, everyone! Welcome to our very emotional episode of "Vampire-hating vampires and the children who tolerated them".
Klaus: After the world record vote of over seventy million, I am proud to say the winner of American Idol is...
I'm not a bunny-drinker sweethearts.
You'll never guess who I brought for a date... make that a few dates...
I never said this place wasn't booby-trapped.
I never should have left that doleful Stefan out of my sight. Now my wake will be ruined.
You know that last dance where everything went to hell? Yeah, that was me.
What I'm not telling you is that you're all gonna die sweethearts.
Hughum... mmmmm.... I forgot my speech.
Klaus: It's my party and I kill if I want to, kill if I want to.
Klaus: Has anyone seen my rippah?! I cant find my rippah! Please help me find my rippah! AHH!!!!; oh, wait, there he is. Nevermind. Carry on.
Klaus: Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle.... i'm sexy and i know it.
I'd like to thank my mom for cheating on Mikael and making me a hybrid. And I'd like to thank Mikael for making me stronger by constantly attempting to murder me. But most of all, I'd like to thank Stefan for inspiring the infamous "Rippah".
He he...hi Elena
'Everybody like my twitter profile picture?'
Hahaha. I really want @I am NuTs to win :D
Klaus: Excuse me, Ladies and Gents I'm waiting for the Rippah to arrive, that is all.
Klaus: My goal is to make more hybrids
Klaus: I will turn every single human here at homecoming into hybrids, so they can help me defeat mikael!!!!
Klaus: Hi everyone. I'm Klaus and I'm a blood adict.
Everyone: Hi Klaus.
It's a cruel, cruel world, I live on my own ; three heavy coffins to carry alone ; the curse is off, but everyone's gone and it's cruel...