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Klaus: "Take a look at this stage setting behind me. It's like you're asking for vampires to take over Mystic Falls!"
Klaus: Heh heh... this is awkward... does anyone want a Redvine???
@TeamDamon4ever (Elijah's Queen)
Good one. Hope it wins. ;-)
Klaus: hello, everyone. i umm...just want some friends to party with.
Klaus: Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce you to the Rippah.
*to Stefan* Take anyone you want from the crowd. Oh and bring your old man a heart. This time make sure it's still beating.
Klaus: Eat your heart out, Kate Middleton, like literally.
Klaus: I personally believe that U.S Americans are unable to do so because uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and I believe that our education like such as South Africa and The Iraq everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the U.S should help the U.S should help South Africa and should help The Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for our children
Klaus: So you've all heard the chicken crossing the road joke, huh? Okay then... this is quite awkward. This is why I told Rebbeka I couldn't be a commedian. Sisters right? Anything? Okay, I give up.
Klaus: Well...this is awkward. You know, when I imagined winning this award I expected a lot more. Fog machines, neon lights, maybe an introduction from J. Biebs. But I guess winning TVs Sexiest Villian has really went downhill lately. Who would have thought..
Klaus: Um hello everyone. I'm a little nervous... But anyway-
Rebekah: NICK! Come de-dagger me!
Elena & Damon: Crap. If Klaus leaves our plan is ruined.
Klaus: GUYS REALLY??? IT'S NIKLAUS! NOT NICK! NOT KLAUS! BUT NIKLAUS! As I was saying earlier, anyway my hybrids are all gonna kill you now. Sucks for you and not for me!!!!
Klaus: i just wanted to thank the academy! oh and stefan whoop whoop homeboy!!!
Klaus: "I'd like to first of all, thank Damon Salvatore and Elena Gilbert for having the decency to give up on Stefan so I can control him, I'd also like to thank Tyler "Vamp-Puppy" Lockwoode for being utterly and completely devoted to me, despite me trying to avoid him...And to Stefan, my unbeating heart is yours."
* "Love You Like A Love Song" is performed by Klaus*
Tyler: "He has the most beautiful voice"
Damon: "Well Stefan, it looks like you have an admirer *Elena chuckles silently*
Stefan: *Thinking* "This is totally weird."
Klaus walks on stage
Klaus: I just need to say it once, and you just need to hear it. I love you, Stefan. And it's because I love you that I can't be selfish with you. And why you can't know this. I don't deserve you. But my sister does. God, I wish you didn't have to forget this, but you do.
Is about to compel everyone
Klaus: Wait! I'm a badass original. You shall remember everything!
Stefan: Hides under table.
Klaus: Welcome to Klaus' Korner: A Karaoke gathering! Give a bloody warm welcome to Stefan, who will sing "Teeth" by Lady Gaga! Sink your teeth in and enjoy the music!
Klaus: I'm the original vampire and I'm gay!
Greetings everyone. My hybrids and I are now going to kill you all.
Klaus: "I'm sexy and I know it!"
Klaus: I only wish my parents could see me now.
But wait -- I killed both of them.
Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman, put your hands together for Michael Bublé.
" I want your son!!"
Klaus: I wish I could...
Klaus: And now for a round of kareoke. I'll start -
"I'm too sexy for my shirt, I'm too sexy for my-"
Joseph: Hey Michael, guess what? I ate the last chocolate chip cookie and it was oh, so good...
Klaus : It's always been a dream of mine to be your Homecoming King. First I would like to thank Stefan, who made this dream of mine possible. Stefan, may I have this dance?
*Klaus interrupts the homecoming queen as she gives her acceptance speech*
Klaus: Yo girl, I'm really happy for you. I'm going to let you finish but Caroline Forbes is one of the best Mystic Falls seniors of all time ... one of the best of all time!
(standing in the crowd)
Tyler: Oh! I can't believe Klaus won!
Damon: Yeah, who even voted for him?
Stefan: Me. About a hundred and fifty times. I wasn't putting the Elena Gilbert votes in. I was taking them out.
Tyler: Stefan, I can't believe I'm saying this, but...that was really sweet man.
Stefan: I just wanted to make sure he had the perfect night.
Gossip Vampire Girl: Aww...who knew the rippah could also play fairy godmother? But if "S" just made "K's" dreams come true. Why does it feel like our King is standing without his true Queen by his side?