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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 87 Comments (Page 4)

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  1. Kylee Pyle

    Stefan: "Nope, a little to the left."
    Damon: "How 'bout now?"
    Stefan: "Scratch harder!"

  2. kins1984

    Stefan: Do you mind! I feel itchy on the back.

  3. Kins1984

    Sorry bro, this is for the good of the bunnies and the puppies

  4. Lexi

    Damon: *silent smolder look*
    Stefan: This is kinky

  5. kmiSS

    Stefan: I'm telling you, if you don't let me go all the rabbits and deers in the forest will come after you and everyone you care about...

  6. cml

    Damon: Is that Mr. Fluffy's blood on your shirt?
    Stefan: For the 100th time Damon, I didn't drink your bunny. I just let it free!

  7. cml

    Stefan: Alright, alright, alright! I was in London in 1888 and yes, I went by the name "Jack". Now will you please let me outta this dungeon? My hair needs more volumizing mousse.

  8. AlaricSucksMy ChunkyMonkey(=liarsunited)
    Rank: Regular Character

    Damon: "So Stefan, you fed, you killed, you remembered what it was like to be brothers again, everyone found out that vampires had returned to Mystic Falls, you were chained up with stakes anywhere but your heart and guess what? YOU'RE STILL NOT FREE OF ME! Now that's what I call an eternity of misery. I always keep my words..."

  9. AlaricSucksMy ChunkyMonkey(=liarsunited)
    Rank: Regular Character

    Damon: "Any wishes for your brotherly birthday strip?"
    Stefan: "You can leave you hat on..."

  10. Kylee Pyle Kylee Pyle
    Rank: Extra

    (Let's try this again)

    Damon: "*singing softly* Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur..."
    Stefan: "...That's for when I'm sick..."

    (BIG BANG THEORY LOVE

  11. Kylee Pyle Kylee Pyle
    Rank: Extra

    Damon: "Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur..."
    Stefan: "That's for when I'm sick..."

  12. Jeanie Stein

    Can I have yo numba? Can I Can I? Can I have yo numba? (Damon to Stefan)

  13. AmyGirl
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Damon (thinks): incest doesn't count if you're a vampire... right?

  14. AmyGirl
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Damon: Hello, brother. Shall we commence the game of Musical Chairs?

  15. Jacqueline loves David and Sabrina 2014
    Rank: Regular Character

    Damon:I insist that you light up with your attitude and clean up your sorry dang ass.
    Stefan: Come on brother. What happened to the brotherhood we used to love?
    Damon: Forget it. You act way more stupid following Klaus's dirty work and you really going to do whatever says?
    Stefan: pretty much
    Damon:Slapping him,Then you should just get a life you full grown alpha male douchebag. Stupid bitch!!

  16. Anka
    Rank: Guest Star

    Stefan: Can you go and get Elena for me? ... Cause chains and whips excite me, na na na come on!

  17. DamonElena (=liarsunited)
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Stefan: You don't know me, and you don't wear my chains.
    Damon: Singing, even a sick song like, will not break you free little bro. Sorry, try again.

  18. Tatiana_TVfan

    Damon: Ok Stefan, the votes are in. The fans have decided.
    Stefan: They want you to unchain me?
    Damon: Nope. They named Delena as TV's top teen couple!!!!

  19. Lauren A

    Stefan & Damon: Make friends, make friends, never ever break friends; if you do, I'll flush you down the loo, and that will be the end of you!!!

  20. VDluv

    Stefan: We have a big problem brother...and I mean big. Edward Cullen not only sparkles, he can also procreate.

  21. VDluv

    Stefan: Hey Damon, have you heard that witches are the next hot thing? I'm team Bonnie now.
    Damon: so...I can have Elena? cool.

  22. Elena Winchester.

    Stefan: If you wanted to see me naked, all you had to do is ask ... and not chain me up in our basement.

  23. VDluv

    Damon: maybe it's about time you updated your relationship status on Facebook brother.

  24. VDluv

    Stefan: I'm too sexy for my shirt...too sexy for my -
    Damon: What did you just say? Have you looked in the mirror Stefan? MY shirt is sexy and I am too sexy for my shirt.


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