49 Comments

11. ThroughTheNightTheRainHasFallen
    December 26th, 2011 4:04 PM
    

    Gossip Girl: Apparently ignorance is bliss.

12. AmaranthKitti
    Rank: Leading Character
    December 26th, 2011 12:03 PM
    

    Serena: I spy another side character with Dan's hair
    Nate: I spy countless orgies

13. AmaranthKitti
    Rank: Leading Character
    December 26th, 2011 12:02 PM
    

    Serena: You are one sad guy, haha
    Nate: Its been like this for 4 seasons. No worries. Diana is just a scapegoat for another woman.

14. AmaranthKitti
    Rank: Leading Character
    December 26th, 2011 11:55 AM
    

    Serena: Hahaha we are already the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie of the party.

15. AmaranthKitti
    Rank: Leading Character
    December 26th, 2011 11:54 AM
    

    Producer: Hey Blake, raise the dress higher, we need more viewers! Chace....just smile, you suck already.

16. Aquariuz (=liarsunited)
    Rank: Regular Character
    December 26th, 2011 8:10 AM
    

    Serena: Who are all these people?
    Nate: Err, Serena, I think we hit the wrong party. This is the Dair fans gathering and we know how scary they can be when they know you're hitting on Dan again.
    Serena: Keep smiling and head to the exit! Now!

17. only_one
    December 26th, 2011 5:08 AM
    

    Nate: We are the most prettiest people here.
    Serena: OMG we are!!!
    (both of them start to laugh)

18. only_one
    December 26th, 2011 5:05 AM
    

    Nate: We are the most prettiest people here.
    Serena: OMG we are!!!
    (both oh them start to laugh)

19. LuckyBastarda
    Rank: Recurring Character
    December 26th, 2011 2:33 AM
    

    SERENA: I'm telling you, Nate... if you lie and tell people you read Fitzgerald good thing happen to you!

20. LuckyBastarda
    Rank: Recurring Character
    December 26th, 2011 2:28 AM
    

    SERENA: Mom was right! It IS fun to have a man-bag!
    NATE: Wait a minute...
    SERENA:...
    NATE:... Is THAT the guy from Twilight?

22. LuckyBastarda
    Rank: Recurring Character
    December 26th, 2011 2:25 AM
    

    SERENA: I've spotted a teacher.
    NATE: I've spotted a cougar.

23. HausOfLively
    Rank: Extra
    December 26th, 2011 12:35 AM
    

    Serena: wow nate!! LA really is the city of dreams.
    
    Nate: yeah! and cougars! there's one!

24. HausOfLively
    December 26th, 2011 12:32 AM
    

    Serena: Ill take you to the cougar shop. Dun Dun Dun dun! keep goin till you hit the spot..

25. AmyGirl
    Rank: Recurring Character
    December 25th, 2011 11:22 PM
    

    Serena: If we stop smiling, the producers are going to kill us off...
    Nate: Hey, our looks aren't the only things that keep us on this show.
    Serena: What then?
    Nate: ...

26. AmyGirl
    Rank: Recurring Character
    December 25th, 2011 6:50 PM
    

    Nate: WTF imitation iPad are you carrying?

27. AmyGirl
    Rank: Recurring Character
    December 25th, 2011 6:47 PM
    

    Serena: Am I hiking my dress up high enough?
    Nate: NOOOOOOO!!!!!

28. .vanessa
    December 24th, 2011 10:14 PM
    

    Sorry stupid computer got ahead of itself lol. Take two:
    
    
    Nate: This party is practically a collection of all the men you've slept with!
    Serena: Oh yeah!
    Nate: Look, there's Aaron and that guy that scammed your mum. Is there anyone you HAVEN'T slept with?
    Serena: That reminds me... Where's Chuck?

29. .vanessa
    December 24th, 2011 10:11 PM
    

    Nate: This party is practically a collection of all the men you slept with!
    Serena:

30. Susie
    December 24th, 2011 10:05 PM
    

    Serena: I'm so glad we made our way back to each other Nate. Hey I have an idea, let's compare "lists" like my mom and Rufus did.
    
    Nate: Yeah, why not. I bet I beat you though.
    
    Serena: No chance. Hmmm here it goes:... In no particular order, Carter, Gabriel, Trip, Dan, Aaron, You, All the men of Paris...
    
    Nate: Okay my turn!
    
    Serena: But I haven't finished yet, there's more..
    
    Nate: Blair, Jenny, Vanessa, Catherine, Bree, You, a few girls in Chucks little black book...
    
    Serena: STOP...now I'm horny. Take me now!!!

31. .vanessa
    December 24th, 2011 9:56 PM
    

    Serena: Just smile and follow my lead.
    Nate: Smile AND follow. But that's hard... both at the same time.
    Serena: It just takes practice, trust me... it took me while.
    Nate: I don't know about this.
    Serena: Just breathe and...
    Nate: WHAT!!! Now I have to breathe at the same time too!!! I'm not superman Serena...

32. 1234ggxoxo
    December 24th, 2011 6:33 PM
    

    Serena: OMG Nate, I'm already 23 and stil growing. Maybe I become a giant, and I'll never be able to wear heels again!
    Nate: oh please S, I'm a step lower than you

33. tvshowknowitall
    Rank: Guest Star
    December 24th, 2011 11:50 AM
    

    Serena: I'm laughing!
    Nate: So am I!
    Serena: Why are we laughing again?
    Nate: I have no idea!
    *they both crack up*

34. LuckyBastarda
    Rank: Recurring Character
    December 24th, 2011 3:51 AM
    

    NATE: Are those PLAYMATES?... How you doin?

35. LuckyBastarda
    Rank: Recurring Character
    December 24th, 2011 3:50 AM
    

    SERENA: I hope they have a "Wild on" camera crew in here somewhere, I haven't been on the news for a loong time.

36. LuckyBastarda
    Rank: Recurring Character
    December 24th, 2011 3:46 AM
    

    SERENA: Nate, do you think they'll notice we smoked some of that actor's medicinal weed?
    NATE: Dunno, probab- HEY, LOOK! Free ice-cream stand!