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Serena: (On the right, a pack of condoms)
Nate: We are too high for our own good. Lets see who is going to wreck this party...it is either me, you or Chuck.
Nate: Okay I nail her, you nail him
Gossip Girl: Guess Serenate, needs to be serenaded with Derena and Nair
Gossip Girl: The entertaining, interesting world of the Upper East Side. *looks at picture* Apparently S and Nate are laughing it out for no apparent reason, but what else can you expect from a dumb blonde and Serena? On other news no raccoons have been spotted near the Upper East Side, that's some news that will brighten your day.
Speaker: Please welcome, Mr. and Mrs. Archibald!
Serena: Oh, no, no, I'm not with him. He's totally not into me. Nate is into cougars. And I'm more like a mountain lion.
Girl in Black: Aren't they the same?
Serena: *low voices* Shut up! You're just an extra.
Chase: Do you think they've taken the promo photo yet?
Blake: I hope so. I can't keep smiling this widely for long.
Nate: Do you think I've got a shot of winning Mr Upper East Side?
Serena: You seem more like a Mr California to me.
Blake: Hey, do you reckon she'll be another (pointless) recurring character on the show?
Chase: Well, I'm not sleeping with anyone else on the show at the moment, am I? So probably.
Nate: Serena, you look beautiful
S: Beautiful? More like supermegafoxyawesomehot!
Serena: "I can't believe I sold my right arm and I STILL don't have a decent storyline!"
Nate: "I write good now."
SERENA:Pulling up her dress "im so HOT and SEXY"!!
NATE:Laughing "not more than me"
Nate: Can we get a drink?
Serena (pushing her dress up): Thinking ahead of you!
Serena: Come Nate, let me introduce you to my clients!
Nate: Wow, that was fast you already have new chicks for me?
Serena: I meant MY clients!