blair: dan for the last time we know i am never going to pick you! i date billionaires and princes not lonely boys with really bad hair cuts from Brooklyn
Gossip Girl: Lonely Boy taking a hit from Queen B. Didn't that happen in Constance or in every universe known to mankind?
Blair: Albert Einstein hair is not going to get you the award for the most extravagant hair style of this year. Possibly it will enlist you to the Muppets movie
Blair: Dan Humphrey? When did you become a Manhattan Elite?
Dan: When I started to have sex with Serena
Blair: Where the heck is Serena?
Dan: With Nate in California
Blair: I told you to stop stalking me!
Dan: I did it to Serena
Blair: Serena allows men to stalk her!
My prediction is that some chessy insult will win. Blair will say something rude (thats intended to be funny)most likely about his hair, or Brooklyn. *Yawn
Blair: Why were you? I waited all night for you!
Blair: Room #1512 at The Plaza. Didn't you get my text?
Blair: How could you not tell me that my outfit looked garbage last week? You're supposed to be my gay friend!
Dan: I know I'm... wait, what?
Blair: Then Marc Jacobs said they don't make maternity clothes, and then I was like...
Dan: What have I gotten myself into?
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